I'm Not Gonna Sugarcoat It!!!

The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

whenever a post I make gets like ten notes my mind goes “this was a hit with the ladies!”

I didn’t elaborate because I’m not smart enough to know anything about molecules, I just think nitrogen is neat

You’re so cool and interesting and I’m learning so many new things about stuff I’ve never thought about

Hellooo

You seem cool

Found you through @the-bookshelf-queen

She is very cool too

A very cool creature

So

Yeah

Also

What's your fav molecule?

WOAH HI

You seem very cool too

I think my favourite molecule is nitrogen mayhaps, I will not elaborate further

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

Soop…

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This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

I get normaler every single day. today for example I've been quite normal