Another Banger From The "we Can Always Tell" Crowd 💀

I am not

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

HIIIIIIII,

I’m Fern, I go by she/her, I’m currently 19

I don’t know if anyone will ever read anything I put here and I don’t care if anyone does, I’m just pretending that everything I put here is read by all my bestest friends (and because you’re reading this that makes YOU my best friend now YAY)

Idk what else to say lmao so here’s my cat:

yknow it is easy to joke about tumblr memes wreaking havoc on your vocabulary or whatever but when you are around people who are familiar with them it can be genuinely very useful to have a one-syllable noun meaning "unpopular yet heavily marketed streaming service that is going to inevitably go bankrupt in a year or two holding a show you want to watch hostage in the meantime"

WOOAAAHHH, you were scrolling real fast. thank you for stopping on this post. unrelated but I wanted to say, you are downright gorgeous

Not to sound like an unrepentant filth addled slut but I kinda need someone to stroke my hair

OH MY GOD

is she "masc presenting" or has she just not transitioned to your standards?

is he "fem presenting" or has he just not transitioned to your standards?

is she "masc presenting" or is she just intersex?

is he "fem presenting" or is he just intersex?