Mmm So Sleepy If Only There Was Someone Hugging Me While Thrusting Their Cock Slowly Up My Cunt While

listening to the soundtrack at work currently

tbh i talk a lotta shit for someone with a rice purity score of 94

When he comes inside but doesn't pull out and stays in you so long he gets hard again and fucks you full of more and more of his cum >>>>

can i be your dog? i can can!? yay! alright, let’s skip to the good part then *hands you a rifle*

It still astounds me that people use coconut oil as lube like you might as well throw some rolled oats and brown sugar in their hole and make cookie dough while you're at it

Soap refuses to wear condoms, insists he's tracking your cycle and everything will be fine. Except when you text him: "Good news I got my period" and his immediate response is: "How's that good news?" you realize you misunderstood what he was tracking.

Referring to short guys as bite sized because of their height but also because I’m going to sink my teeth into them the first chance I get

god if i dont get dicked down and used soon im gonna lose my mind i feel like im in heat

i just wanna do romantic stuff like wake you up with a blowjob