"I dress to impress, you dress to depress, but we both achieve our goals in the end, so who's really winning here?"
- my coworker about my outfit (thanks, but, to be fair, I did wear the same shirt for the third day in a row)
"You can't go wrong if you don't have a plan"
- me @ my friend who was stressed out about planning their weekend
"Adding cheesecake into your instant noodles is like showing up with a bag of ice, a bottle of shaving cream and a stress ball to a housefire. Sure, you've got the right ingredients, but the end result is still going to be a disaster."
- my roommate (it was, in fact, a disaster that my tastebuds did not appreciate)
"When you say 'I can fix him', do you actually mean that, or do you mean 'I will break myself to get down on his level and never notice it because now we match'?"
- a friend @ the female lead in a manhwa they've been reading
The Black Stag
I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.
nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.
They’re jus lil guys
thought this would be a banger on tumblr
pulled an all-nighter and then promptly passed out, i drew this sometime and have no recollection but i think i get what i was going for
The lil valentine cards i made last year <3