Babe Wake Up It’s Time To Ship Something That Has Zero Fan Content!!

I think it’s so funny that all for me loving rare pairs, I only got put on to narusasugaa a couple weeks ago because of a tiktok that said “naruto after having both sasuke and gaara obsessed with him” with that song that goes “fucking two bad bitches at the same damn time”

And I’m not talking abt naruto just being with sasuke and gaara, I want sasuke and gaara to be a thing too. Imagine they both start out REALLY messy but over time they are actually good for eachother.

Anyways this post is for me and the three other people who unironically think this ship is actually gas.

(Might make a post that’s just me going over ships I like)

Genshin characters in naruto (part 1?? Idk)

LETS TRY THIS AGAIN SINCE TUMBLR FUCKING CLOSED LAST TIME.

(You won’t believe this shit. I was one sentence away from finishing my yap session and tumblr closed my post and said it saved as a draft. I check my drafts AND ITS NOT THERE. Might cry anyways haha spoilers for genshin and Naruto) (also if it’s chopped, just know that it was way better before this site decided to curb stomp my creativity)

Arlecchino: Uchiha Clan

Orphaned young enough to not remember her parents, passed around the Uchiha clan for care taking until she became a genin (at like 6 idk I mean in game she was raised by fatui and fought a literal harbinger at 14ish)

Clervie was her classmate in the academy and stuck to her side even outside the academy. Arlecchino quickly outgrew her genin team she was assigned to and made chunin at 7. Things continue like this until she’s made jonin at 12.

(Crucabena/“Mother” worked at the Konoha orphanage and Clervie lived there as well. Arlecchino basically got the ick from Crucabena)

A little after she made jonin, she was offered (more like coerced and forced into) a position in root by Danzo. Spent like 2 years in root as “rabbit” and was like “hey wtf man” at root in her head but didn’t have the courage to leave until kakashi came in and basically took tenzo from root.

Arlecchino now starts planning to leave root and the only person she trusts is Clervie. She goes to Clervie explaining her plan (as much of it she can bc of Danzos mouth seals) and Clervie suddenly attacks her. Clervie says that Crucabena and therefore she herself are plants for Danzo, watching over arlecchino since shes a very young but very talented Uchiha. They continue to fight but Clervie throws her self at arlecchinos blade, saying that this will give her enough strength to leave root.

Arlecchino then activates her mangekyo for the first time (which yes is her ingame eyes) and goes to fight and kill Crucabena and take a few very young root kids with her and leaves Konoha.

Arlecchino is a S ranked missing nin and will work with Konoha and foreign shinobi in exchange that they don’t try to capture her. She now basically takes up lost children and holds the name “Father”.

Her eyes are Amaterasu and kamui/tsukuyomi (honestly couldn’t decide which since they both kinda fit with her lore but she does 100% have Amaterasu) and her susanoo is a darker pinker red than itachis susanoo in the anime

Another blorbo chart I filled out for my king tenzo instead of sleeping and getting things done!

I couldn’t find the original maker of this chart, so if you know them please tell me and I will edit the post, and if they want me to take this down then just comment!!

“Cant ppl just be friends?” You know what? Not anymore! Look you’ve ruined it for the rest of us. Good job.

“cant people just be friends anymore??” no i need to see them fuck nasty next question

I’ve made more! (Naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 3)

I’ll have to make more soon but personally these aren’t even my funniest-

Kishimoto I will never forgive u for not giving us a Yamato that bonded with Sasuke. Like Yamato the second sasuke isn’t in the hospital is immediately growing attached because ‘if this kid went through anything remotely close to what I did with orochimaru I’m not leaving him alone’.

Yk what? Make it all of team taka. I need team 7 to be friends with team taka. I mean we have the possible yamato sasuke bond but also THE CHANCE TO HAVE KARIN AND NARUTO HAVE A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP RATHER THAN THEM NOT REALLY KNOWING EACHOTHER.

Wheres my sai and suigetsu interaction. They would be so funny together??? So many missed opportunities I could go on forever-

KakaYama and sns brainrot rot is real so here are some songs that remind me of them

If you think I picked too popular songs idrc bc these are bangers‼️

Kkym:

Sns:

Yes Kakashi, Ninja Harem. That thing you have Iruka, Guy, Yamato, Obito, and who knows who else. I'm sure that everyone had a crush on the local emotionally stunned pretty boy with bad posture.

No way my tumblr randomly closed while I was writing something. I’m going insane

He’s stuck in my head like that pebble you have in your shoe💔💔

“This isn’t accurate to his char-“ idc❤️❤️ he’s just a silly little guy (traumatized 20 smth yo man)

I love Tenzo sm he’s great

i present to you. the ultimate blorbo chart. you will need to zoom in for every section to be visible. you may reblog this and accept asks for it. have fun.