Blah Blah Blah Have This So I Can Slowly Convert You To My Sakukarin Agenda (sakura With Karins Colors)

Genshin characters in naruto (part 1?? Idk)

LETS TRY THIS AGAIN SINCE TUMBLR FUCKING CLOSED LAST TIME.

(You won’t believe this shit. I was one sentence away from finishing my yap session and tumblr closed my post and said it saved as a draft. I check my drafts AND ITS NOT THERE. Might cry anyways haha spoilers for genshin and Naruto) (also if it’s chopped, just know that it was way better before this site decided to curb stomp my creativity)

Arlecchino: Uchiha Clan

Orphaned young enough to not remember her parents, passed around the Uchiha clan for care taking until she became a genin (at like 6 idk I mean in game she was raised by fatui and fought a literal harbinger at 14ish)

Clervie was her classmate in the academy and stuck to her side even outside the academy. Arlecchino quickly outgrew her genin team she was assigned to and made chunin at 7. Things continue like this until she’s made jonin at 12.

(Crucabena/“Mother” worked at the Konoha orphanage and Clervie lived there as well. Arlecchino basically got the ick from Crucabena)

A little after she made jonin, she was offered (more like coerced and forced into) a position in root by Danzo. Spent like 2 years in root as “rabbit” and was like “hey wtf man” at root in her head but didn’t have the courage to leave until kakashi came in and basically took tenzo from root.

Arlecchino now starts planning to leave root and the only person she trusts is Clervie. She goes to Clervie explaining her plan (as much of it she can bc of Danzos mouth seals) and Clervie suddenly attacks her. Clervie says that Crucabena and therefore she herself are plants for Danzo, watching over arlecchino since shes a very young but very talented Uchiha. They continue to fight but Clervie throws her self at arlecchinos blade, saying that this will give her enough strength to leave root.

Arlecchino then activates her mangekyo for the first time (which yes is her ingame eyes) and goes to fight and kill Crucabena and take a few very young root kids with her and leaves Konoha.

Arlecchino is a S ranked missing nin and will work with Konoha and foreign shinobi in exchange that they don’t try to capture her. She now basically takes up lost children and holds the name “Father”.

Her eyes are Amaterasu and kamui/tsukuyomi (honestly couldn’t decide which since they both kinda fit with her lore but she does 100% have Amaterasu) and her susanoo is a darker pinker red than itachis susanoo in the anime

Here, have some out of context moments from a naruto fic I’m reading because while it does have 42k hits, I still feel like nobody is seeing the vision

(Fic: Burnt Out by Shynnohwen)

Imagine if Tsunade had the signature uzumaki clan red hair🙏🙏

Like imagine Tsunade coming back to Konoha and everyone who was too young to know her before she left is like “kami we thought kushina was bad” and ppl around Hiruzen’s age are like “take her back we don’t need mito 2.0 around again💔”

“Cant ppl just be friends?” You know what? Not anymore! Look you’ve ruined it for the rest of us. Good job.

“cant people just be friends anymore??” no i need to see them fuck nasty next question

Since ppl seemed to like the black haired kakashi edit, I present… Mitsuki with black hair!

If y’all have any suggestions for naruto character edits lmk-

I wouldve edited sage mode but I could not for the life of me figure out how to make it not look like garbage😭🙏

Now he looks even more like orochimaru- if he had black hair it wouldve been so funny having like Tsunade pass mitsuki in the street and whipping her head around so fast she got dizzy😭 she would legit think she’s in a genjutsu for a sec💔

I resisted the urge to give him slitted eyes too tbh

Dear naruto fic writers, thank you for taking canon out back and putting it down

(Naruto memes/text posts I made part 4!!)

Wow people seem to like these on here and Pinterest-

Yes yuuji is here. Why? Because I have free will❤️ yes this is also me not-so-subtly pushing my shipping agenda! Idk if the second one will get me in trouble but hopefully not:) we’ll find out… also this is the end of my back log of these (unless you count the ones I drew which I’m kinda embarrassed to post bc they look a little botched)

(I’m still new on tumblr so the second pic being censored is just me being careful since idk if they chill)

my favorite thing about kakashi is that he used to be just a bratty bitch. like he had a huge stick up his ass all the time and he was just mean to literally fucking everyone. and then he meets tenzo and he’s only nice to this One Kid ever. everyone else he’s a total cunt to but then he sees tenzo and he’s like hi babygirl did you eat today? you need to remember to have breakfast so you can grow up to be big and strong ok. your hair looks good today i like this length. and then like gai or whoever tries speaking to him and kakashi tells them to kill themself

When I say I dislike boruto “filler” I will NEVER mean the (rant post apparently? It just kept going idk)

Kagura/hidden mist/funato clan arc, rogue mitsuki arc, time travel arc and the prison arc

I literally have an oc from the funato clan and the Hōzuki clan💔💔 and I’m a borumitsu shipper so I’m legally required to like the rogue mitsuki arc, the time travel arc is just peak idc and the prison arc I like in general though it does help to have borumitsu moments

This is definitely my uzumaki clan bias but I wish we would’ve seen a bit of crumbs even in the filler just because kishi set it up so long ago and it’s still waiting to be used.

And for some of the boruto official art, someone gotta check the artists hard drive bc why are sarada and chocho drawn like THAT… literal 11-13 yos being drawn in such a weird way. And don’t get me started on how I somehow just found out that eida is 16 IN PART ONE???

This was just supposed to be a short post but it just kept going on😭

I COME BEARING GIFTS!! (Naruto memes/text posts I made part 2 hehe)

Yes I do, infact, think I am funny