Real

had the urge to draw a weird skrunkly old woman so

Her name is terry and this is the expression she made when the police showed up at her door to arrest her for tax fraud. She invited them in for tea. Then she put horse tranqulizer in their tea

AAAAAAAHHHHHH ThE CUTIEEEEEE!!!!

:P

Heroes of Olympus except when Leo gets to Calypso’s island he freaks out that this random lady has fallen for him and doesn’t want him to leave.

So Leo just panics and says he’s gay.

And once he starts talking it doesn’t stop. He makes up this very convincing story about his boyfriend that’s waiting for him back home.

“What’s his name?”

“Jason.”

Because yes he based the mystery guy of his dreams that he’s totally in love with on his best friend.

And somewhere along the lines realises oh shit I love Jason for real.

“Oh man I love him…”

“I would hope so?”

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

I wanna take a toaster bath

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

“I’m a boy” “I’m a girl” Okay??? And I was trying so hard to be polite? Hard, isn’t it? Trying to ask prying questions at terminal velocity?

:0000000

How am I the goofiest goofster if ur still here

I'm the Second goofiest ever

What's your favorite shark?

Omg I've been waiting my whole life to answer this question!! It's probably a goblin shark or a whale shark, just cos I think they're cool and kinda goofy.