What's your favorite shark?
Omg I've been waiting my whole life to answer this question!! It's probably a goblin shark or a whale shark, just cos I think they're cool and kinda goofy.
Elias Bouchard the ultimate diva
I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.
A funky pair of socks with sharks on them
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
prev had to go to the er cos she lost a bet and had to eat 200 packets of toothpaste jelly beans
@yoki-loves-stars @the-tortured-one @surreptitious-wood-sorrel + open tag :3
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends
Pun walks into a room, kills ten people
Pun in, ten dead
>:3
that goofy little drawing has increased ur goofy score by 100.
u'll always be the goofiest goofster at this rate >:)))
What's your favorite shark?
Omg I've been waiting my whole life to answer this question!! It's probably a goblin shark or a whale shark, just cos I think they're cool and kinda goofy.
posting this for no particular reason
Heroes of Olympus except when Leo gets to Calypso’s island he freaks out that this random lady has fallen for him and doesn’t want him to leave.
So Leo just panics and says he’s gay.
And once he starts talking it doesn’t stop. He makes up this very convincing story about his boyfriend that’s waiting for him back home.
“What’s his name?”
“Jason.”
Because yes he based the mystery guy of his dreams that he’s totally in love with on his best friend.
And somewhere along the lines realises oh shit I love Jason for real.
“Oh man I love him…”
“I would hope so?”
They/them I like: tma, Hannibal, pjo, sharks, gravity falls, toh, arcane and musical theatre, among other things :D
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