Hey I’m Not Dead!!!

Hey I’m not dead!!!

Ok so I’m here to brag about how much of a dumbass I am

I was looking at @huyandere art and when I saw their name I immediately thought of that car brand Hyundai…

Your local dumbass is here

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2 years ago

Just watched the Demon Slayer on the big screen!

Don’t even care it’s just a 1h 20 min episode recap.

I got to see my baby boy/girl on the big screen!

Just Watched The Demon Slayer On The Big Screen!

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3 years ago

Your birthday gift~ (Giyu x Dom fem reader)

Genre: Smut

Your Birthday Gift~ (Giyu X Dom Fem Reader)

Today was Tomioka Giyu's birthday so the other Hashira decided to go out drinking and to try and get the Water Hashira out of his very strong shell, near the end of the night both Rengoku and Uzui were completely drunk, Mitsuri was already asleep while snuggling up to a flustered Iguro, Gyomie was drinking some water to make sure someone was sober enough to take care of everyone, Sanemi was trying to start a fight with Giyu but ultimately fell asleep in the end, and the only way that anyone could tell Giyu was drunk was the pink dusting his cheeks, Shinobu said she was too busy to come and Muichiro was under aged. A waitress came into their room to tell them all there were rooms that they all could sleep in 'Come on the night's still young Tomioka! Let's do something crazy before your birthday ends!' Uzui boasted which grabbed the waitresses attention turning to Giyu 'If it's your birthday then House Yoko next door let's you spend the night with a girl there for half price if you've already eaten here!' She exclaimed excitedly 'Tomioka you have to do this! I'll even pay for you!' Uzui exclaimed Giyu didn't think much of it mainly because he was basically tipsy so he agreed.

And that is what has lead him up to this point inside a soundproof room in House Yoko waiting for a girl to have sex with, now that he was alone and able to think without a rowdy Uzui he was getting a lot more nervous especially since it was his first time, he jumped a bit when the doors suddenly opened, the Hashira was left shocked at how beautiful you looked 'Are you Giyu Tomioka?' You asked god your voice sounded so good to Giyu, his voice was caught in his throat so he just nodded quickly 'My you are rather tense, is it your first time coming to a place like this?' You spoke siting in front of the Hashira but not before locking the door behind you

'I-It's actually my first time doing this sort of activity' Giyu stuttered out and you couldn't help but give a shock reaction 'Really?' You asked in disbelief 'Why are you so shocked?' He asked 'It's just that you are really handsome so I would have thought you have already done this before' you explained hoping not to offend him the Hashira's blush worsened as he avoided eye contact with you 'If you want I can take the lead' you suggested. Giyu thought it over then agreed since you would actually know what to do, you cupped his face then started kissing him while reminding yourself to go slow so he can enjoy this as you began to slowly message his crotch as he let out cute mewls into the kiss giving you the opportunity to put your tongue in his mouth, while undressing Giyu of his uniform until he was left in his undergarments, you could see the tent in them but as you went to release his cock he grabbed your arm stopping you 'Am I going too fast?' You asked and he quickly shook his head 'Well if you want something then use your voice' you stated watching as he tried to calm down his already fastening heart beat 'P-Please...' he began 'Please what?' You asked waiting 'Please I don't want to be the only one naked' he explained in a quivering voice instantly shooting electricity to your pussy 'See that was easy wasn't it?' You questioned slowly undressing yourself making sure to give him a little show and soon enough you both were naked.

You leaned down pulling down his underwear as his dick sprang out proud and boy was he big the tip was already leaking with pre he was pretty girthy at the base and he was long you would guess 7 or 8 inches, without waiting for an invitation you began to lick his tip and Giyu let out such a cute squeak at the sudden contact, you put him in your mouth as you bobbed your head up and down taking him in more each time at a steady pace, Giyu felt the pleasure through his body and especially his dick as he continued letting out pleasure filled moans as he reached for your head pushing you down more slightly making you gag around him making the poor boy cum down your throat as you made sure to swallow all of him. He quickly brought his hand up and you sat up with a 'pop' sound happening as you got off his dick.

'I'm sorry I didn't mean to' Giyu began to apologize for almost choking you but you thought of a great idea. 'How about you eat me out and if you do a good job I'll forgive you~' you spoke teasingly sliding off your already wet underwear making sure that Giyu noticed that he made you this wet just from him moaning so cutely, you pushed him down until he was laying down then you hovered your wet pussy just above his mouth 'You gonna do your best to make me cum?' You asked gently weaving your hands through his messy hair taking it out of it's ponytail as you looked at his needy face he instantly nodded so you sat down on his face, at first he was experimenting to see what action made you moan the loudest as he began to abuse you clit, and dawn was his tongue good as soon as he found a rhythm and got comfortable you were about ready to cum, you felt your high coming as you began to grind on his face as you griped his hair tightly pulling him hard making him moan.

You felt the moan vibrate through your pussy which pushed you over the edge as you came feeling your body go slack as you leaned back a bit so Giyu could breath as you tried to catch your own breath, Giyu looked up at your chest as he stared mesmerised by your boobs so he reached up and held your breast making you gasp softly as you felt him began to message both of your breast as you let out a string of moans, after catching your breath you sat up as Giyu's hands moved to your hips as you shuffled until your entrance was right above his tip, you put your hands on his chest for support then slowly lowered yourself on him as the both of you tensed at the new feeling as Giyu's grip tightened on your waist you continued until his dick was hidden in your pussy and waited until you got use to his size before you began to slowly move up and down.

'Ugh Y/N... hhaahh so tight!' You heard Giyu moan as you tightened around him as he moaned louder. Gradually you increased your speed, you then brought a hand to your clit as you messed with it making you tighten more on Giyu's dick 'AAaaHHHahhH! Y/N so good you're soo good!' He yelled out moaning along side you, his grip on you was like a vice as he helped you move faster on him and it felt more like he was the one doing all the work as he used all his strength to slam you on his dick as he also thrusted his hips up meeting you half way 'Aaaaahhh! Giyu I'm close!' You screamed out, grinding against him to reach your orgasm quicker as he continued to slam into you in an inhuman speed ‘M-Me too Y/N! God you feel so good!’ He cried out.

You felt him twitch inside you and you knew he was also close 'H-Hey mmmngh G-Giyu! Let's ahh! Let's come together!' You finally managed to cry out and Giyu sat up and shoved his head in your shoulder and wrapped his arms around your hips, and you snuggle into his shoulder and you felt him hit your g spot making you moan then biting his shoulder to ground yourself while Giyu let out a surprised gasp as he cam inside you which put you over the edge making you clench on him sucking him for all his worth and you continued to suck and bite at his neck making him whine.

You got off him and brought out a futon big enough for the both of you, then dragged an out of it Giyu to lay down with you as you cuddled up to him ‘If you want you can stay the night’ you spoke pulling the man closer to you as you combed your fingers through his soft locks ‘You should visit me again sometime’ you spoke which earned an mumble of agreement before you felt his breath even out, you cuddled up to Giyu as you yourself fell asleep.

Bonus:

‘Ara Ara Tomioka-san is that a love bite!’ Shinobu exclaimed pointing at the spot you bit on Giyu, he had to do a body check up and the bite mark hadn’t healed up yet ‘My Tomioka-san are you perhaps seeing someone?~’ Shinobu asked teasingly. Giyu had to make sure the next time he visits you to tell you to mark him somewhere less noticeable


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3 years ago
Nice 👌

Nice 👌

KSKSJSLSKSKLASIIS OKAY GENOS-

KSKSJSLSKSKLASIIS OKAY GENOS-

I'D NEVER SAY NO TO U 🤚

KSKSJSLSKSKLASIIS OKAY GENOS-

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2 years ago

Trigun Stampede Incorrect quotes compilation

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Nicholas walking in on you and Vash cuddling: Hey have you seen the thing? You know the thingy

Nicholas: Ah. Never-mind you have it (pointing at Vash)

Y/N: You mean our boyfriend!?

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Nicholas getting offended: I don’t want to be Vash and Y/N’s boyfriend!!

Meryl getting fed up with Nicholas being in denial: Then what do you want?

Nicholas: I don't know. I just want to be with them all the time. I want to hear about their day and tell them about mine. I want to hold their hands. But I don't want to be their stupid boyfriend!

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Nicholas to Vash after he refuses to kill someone again: Aren’t you tired of being nice?! Don’t you just wanna go ape shit?!

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Meryl, walking into Nicholas room: Why are you still asleep? It’s 2 in the afternoon!

Nicholas: Sorry. I was up all night doing work.

Vash and Y/N, getting up from under the blankets on either side of Nicholas, completely naked: We’re work.

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Nicholas looking at Vash and Male Y/N having a one handed push up contest: I’m not gay but DAMN!!!

Meryl: You don’t have to be gay to appreciate some good looking guys

Nicholas: Nah I’d fuck them

Meryl: Well ok then!

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Vash: What did you two do…

[Nicholas and Y/N looking at each other thinking they’re in trouble]

Vash: You’re not in trouble. I just need to know if I have to lie to Meryl or Roberto again.

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Nicholas: my future partner must be intelligent, unfazed by even the most of disturbing things, and capable in every way possible——

Vash: [trips and falls with a tray of cupcakes in his hands and then proceeds to sob for thirty minutes]

Y/N: [goes to comfort Vash but also trips over then proceeds to eat all the cupcakes while hugging Vash and giving him pats on the back]

Nicholas: [pointing at Vash and Y/N] Those two. I want them.

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Meryl: Okay, your driving and Vash and Y/N walk on the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Nicholas: Oh, I would definitely flip the car. I would rather kill myself than cause Vash and Y/N harm.

Meryl with her head in her hands: The brakes. You hit the brakes.


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2 years ago

He has returned

He Has Returned
2 years ago

*points* Same icon!

*points back* Same icon!

*points* Same Icon!

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3 years ago

Me a Polyamorous multi shipper:

Me A Polyamorous Multi Shipper:

Reblog if you love polyam ships!

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