Hannibal And Will On That Cliff:

ethel cains new album was made for 2 am pinterest crashouts

im thinking abt making a petition to this in the capital w cubist hannigram or in the White House bc trump loves the late great Hannibal lector

and then im gonna cry about my skin 🗣️💅

starting an anti-skincare routine where i eat whatever i want and never wash my face and spend at least 3 hours a week picking at my skin in the mirror. join my movement

KLANCE TRAINED ME FOR THIS

I am so serious - if you have experienced a 2010 queerbait, and have a hint of game knowledge, go see the fucking Minecraft movie. Its not subtle. There's a bit every 5 minutes.

I sat in that theater- jaw SLACK watching what may be the most perfect casual not confirmed bit of old man yaoi cinema in casual movie viewing of the year. It will not be topped. This movie doesn't exist without them.

Was the movie good? No. But I had the best fucking time.

self reflection is so therapy coded meaning it’s so Hannibal coded

crazy how I’m so deep that I’ll see anything with antlers and think “that’s so Hannibal-coded” when it is literally. An elk. from nature

the wrong one wins

Counter argument:

Will graham looks like a pathetic crusty little white dog undergoing a constant wave of electro-shock therapy while soaking wet from spiraling in a mud puddle.

I sincerely apologize, but I do not get the appeal.

And honestly, if Hannibal didn’t intend for Will to become something beyond his influence and to eventually surpass him; it’s unbelievable how that “I need you docta lecta” moment actually fucking worked. Like yes, Hannibal knew damn well it was a part of Will’s manipulation but….really? That whole grown ass man begging for your attention supposedly under the guise of deception and you aren’t going to at LEAST reconsider your life decisions or methods of experimentation? It’s just sad from both ends. I understand that’s the point of the whole show (and I can’t also not take the power of f@ggotry and all into consideration) but sometimes I’m like…..really? For HIM?

This is inspired by my bestie who is in love with Will and will absolutely not hear out. @nanacriedpower

(Also this is no slander against Hugh Dancy. He is a good looking little lad but I cannot for the life of me see the hypothetical appeal in William Graham.)

sorry for last night idk what got into me but its coming back again

don’t kys queen otherwise you can’t say you survived your codependent homoerotic teenage friendship!!