goldfish-inhaler

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Steel toe clown shoes. A sledgehammer. A honkable nose. The ideal woman.

we all have that one friend/doctor/love of our life who wants the joker carnally 🙄

(also here's a png of greasy ivy bc i think she's cute)

there better be crossover between IWTV fans and people who've wasted half their life in that damn batmobile

raffle winner @goldfish-inhaler asked for a Batman Returns Selina piece that showcases the neon sign from her apartment! :3 I took some liberties with that prompt LMAO but I had so much fun!!!

Jervis has a lot of feelings. Johnathan wishes all of those feelings were fear.

500 FOLLOWER RAFFLE TIME!!!

the rules r so simple just reblog this post!! You don't have to be following but I'd very much appreciate if you did cuz we have fun here

I'll be letting this go on for a week and Monday, December 2nd I will draw for the lucky winner :3 thank you all again for supporting me and I can't wait to keep making silly things on here for you all!!

this is my new therapist. chat, am i fucking dead?

Alice obviously doesn't know what she's talking about. Jervis is clearly a well adjusted, rational, stable individual! Not on the verge of a breakdown or anything! Not upset that she doesn't share his love of escapism or anything! Not thinking about using his technology for selfish purposes or ANYTHING!!

my dad: "why do you like tragedies so much?"

the cartoons he was showing me at the ripe old age of 4:

i like to think that the Arkham rec room has little busy work activities for the patients. most of them you could find in an elementary school until Riddler was admitted, then they had to start providing calculus and trig worksheets lol

sw*fties beefing with Anne Rice's malesona saddens me. do they not know their history?? do they not know who originated the "unethical blond musician with terrible lyrics" schtick??? no respect for 266 year-old dead people smh

sorry to everyone following me for batman stuff. i needed to fall back into mental illness for a moment. if you knew the blond man like i do you'd understand

i've been having an anxiety attack for hours, but the second i see sam reid with curly hair, blood tears, and some slutty little outfits, i snapped out of it. this power needs to be studied and i need the album YESTERDAY

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK WE WOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!

(also Christine mention let's fucking gooooooooo)

Don't you hate it when your childhood best friend who was arrested for larceny and murder, yet claims that he's "No longer mentally ill" despite his insatiable need to cosplay a minor character from a children's book written 160 years ago, kidnaps you for an elaborate larp experience, which may or may not include the violent execution of your city's vigilante?

...on that note, anyone wanna hear the Mad Hatter lore from my batman au??

Woe, Jervis be upon ye!

Louis swimming the mississippi for Lestat and then going to see Lestat in a hurricane. yep. yep. i'm being normal about this.

gayest thing that's happened to me this june was replaying the arkham games because what the fuck do batman and joker have goin on

now that i'm thinking about it, it would be so fucking funny if she is present during his interview. like, "no, my client will not comment on the libelous rumor that he kissed his mother with tongue." and in the middle of her saying this Lestat's tweeting some shit like, "imagine not kissing your mother with tongue. couldn't be moi."

everyone is rightfully excited about finally getting rock star Lestat, but where's the love for legendary human lawyer, Christine? procurer of such oddities as social security cards, and driver's licenses. without her, blondie could only dream of wasting his fortune on leather pants and body glitter. thank you, human lawyer Christine.

everyone is rightfully excited about finally getting rock star Lestat, but where's the love for legendary human lawyer, Christine? procurer of such oddities as social security cards, and driver's licenses. without her, blondie could only dream of wasting his fortune on leather pants and body glitter. thank you, human lawyer Christine.

holding onto my silly little Claudia drawings for dear life

so...uh...is Rolin Jones gonna pay for my therapy now or what??

Mardi Gras Ball & Baby Lu Lu fashion packs, sold separately.

Tumblr Tuesday: Sometimes family is the fiends you find along the way

Oh, look, it's everyone's favorite disaster and his exes. You've all got it bad for these undead artistes, and the art is stunning. Please enjoy this collection of Interview with the Vampire fanart.

@pigeon-princess:

@shuploc:

@tapiocats:

@goldfish-inhaler:

@fuzziiwuzzii:

@rrr-mmmm:

@alexassanart:

@clensters:

@viardevra:

@coldsugarr:

@traystreeter:

@verymerrymart:

@rottenlaertes:

@slimeouppy:

@kulumukun:

@herabidingmemory:

@lynchlightman:

@irlplasticlamb:

@sdeek:

WAIT WAIT OKAY- Armand saying "Rest" and having Daniel repeat it before biting him, is insanely similar to Santiago's "No pain" with his victims before they 'accept' death.

hitting the fuckin Daniel pose after all that. i'm supposed to just move on with my week now??

happy pride to whatever the fuck louis, armand, and daniel are doing tomorrow night

claudia and madeleine, armand's backstory, lestat having louis' initials inside his suit pocket (OVER HIS HEART), santiago finding claudia's diary with lestat's last words written in his own blood, daniel and louis misremembering things, THE FUCKING YELLOW DRESS

anyway i need to eat drywall now

who are you, Louis

more iwtv tarot.

a spark in the dark