Oh Shit.

I can't lol dying

my brother has 700 hours logged on his copy of pokemon pearl. he has three entire boxes filled with starly. didn’t catch them for IVs. doesn’t even know how to battle competitively. he just really likes starly 

Guys!!!! Who made this?

To All Writers of Everything Ever

I need to rant about this:

Also known as the best writing program ever! It’s a full-screen writing program!

So you open it up, and it looks like this:

You’re thinking, “Ok, so what? It’s a screen with a picture. Whoopdie do.” But it get’s better! It’s customizable!

See that “appearance”? Click it.

You can also use custom fonts that you have installed!

See that “music”? Click it.

If you drag your own music into the folder, like so:

You get this!:

But wait! It gets better!

See “typing sounds”? You can change those too!

Perhaps the best is - YOU CAN USE ANY PICTURE FOR THE BACKGROUND. It will automatically fade it for you!

Seriously, guys, this tool is wonderful. You can use it for:

Research papers

Novel writing

Play writing

Short stories

Homework assignments

Ranting about your friends when they piss you off

Writing your shopping list

It auto-saves. It exports to .rtf. Hotkeys from Word for italicize, underlining, and bold work. You can print RIGHT FROM THERE.

And the seriously best thing ever?

It fits on a flash drive. The entire thing with added music is maybe 131MBs.

The bestest thing ever.

It’s free.

EYEBROWS INTENSIFY

This is what happens when I don’t sleep enough and torakodragon and I chat on Skype. Somebody help me please.

(eyebrow game strong)

VALENTINE’S DAY 2014 VALENTINE’S DAY 2015 VALENTINE’S DAY 2016

Okay but real talk: how many Hartwin fics do you think they had to read when coming up with their exact means for bringing Harry back?

an au in which stiles is a theater kid and derek is the jock hopelessly crushing on him and stiles is in the middle of a wardrobe change in the middle of the hallway because his school doesn’t even have a backstage

and derek just happens to be rushing from practice to catch the end of stiles’ play, just to see stiles with his shirt off, letting erica help him into another and his pants around his ankles as he awkwardly hops out of them, and derek is so stunned he skids to a halt, stumbles and trips right into a trashcan

HERE’S PROOF THAT DOGS JUST DESPERATELY WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH CATS

Cats are notorious for bullying dogs. But none of that will stop Man’s Best Friend from desperately trying to get cats to like them.  So see our full super compilation of cats being complete jerks to dogs here. 

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

Magneto: “Pardon me just gonna borrow my wife for a bit.”

SPIN OFFS?

Ok I already know that teen wolf is already getting a spin off (even though I don't think it will fair better than the original) but (and I might be imagining this) Ian bohen put a tweet up saying there should be a hale spin off and like omg would I be so down for that! Like imagine all the different aspects and just times they could explore. Think about it

Smol derek, smol cora,Peter and Chris relationship, talia ...TALIA, Laura and all her greatness and any other family members them as a pack interacting with each other like my god I want it