When Tim Burton Was Nearly Tarred And Feathered By DC Fanboys For Casting Beetlejuice Actor Michael Keaton

A job is basically "do this, do that, do this, do that" until you've had enough, then they get someone else slightly more desperate to participate in the "do this, do that, do this, do that" game.

Overwatch Quick Play

I only play Overwatch on Quick Play. Here’s why:

1. Ranked wait times are unacceptable. I have 30 minutes to play, I’m not spending 10 of those in lobbies. 

2. Ranked in-game drop rates are way too high. Nothing worse than waiting 5 minutes for a game and then it being cancelled 1 minute in. 

3. I can’t figure out how to get voice chat to work in my office. I guess the router is too far away. 

How do you play? 

Word of advice to the college bound: General business undergrad degrees are all kind of bullshit and useless. Anything that falls under science, technology, engineering, arts, and math will do more to prepare you to create a new world and lead in your future industry.

The Batman, we've entered a new era, one fit for old graying millennials who were scarred and at the same time enthralled by The Crow as a child, eho were introduced to detective noire after school by WB's brilliant Batman animated series, who listened to early industrial goth techno pop and scoffed while the adult world marveled at the new Internet and its unlimited possibilities, whose parents worked hard and provided well but were emotionally absent, who discovered the world of secret and not so secret conspiracies, one where whistleblowers were no longer heroes but enemies of the state. This is our Batman.

[Bruce] is fully committed to being Batman and he’s just not seen by the city at all. He has no desire to be Bruce in this and he wants to just throw it away. He thinks that this is the way he can save himself, by living in this kind of Zen state as Batman, where it’s just pure instinct and no emotional baggage. —Robert Pattinson

BRUCE WAYNE in THE BATMAN (2022)

Gracias a Sebastián Yatra no puedo escuchar la palabra "mariposa" sin llorar.

Russia and Ukraine just need to settle their differences in fucking Eurovision like everyone else.

Does anyone else love starting a new hobby but then quits as soon as they discover there is a "scene" for that hobby conplete with hierarchies, douchebags, elitists, posers, and hopeless drone followers?

Approaching 40, realizing dodging every tattoo trend of the last 20 years is my greatest life accomplishment thus far.

You could scrap the entire multi-billion U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services department, replace it with a "Pronounce squirrel" quick test, and achieve better results.

Thank you Billionaires for bestowing soul crushing jobs upon us.