Saltburn Just Asks The Question That Everyone Is Too Afraid To Ask. What If People Were Using Their Autism

"You make my fucking blood run cold" how the fuckk do you hear this and not succumb to the best hate fuck of ur life bro???

"u look tired" dawg i'm going insane

they are on a date

it's hilarious being self aware. i'm watching a clown performance, for real.

“are you seeing anyone” you mean like a hallucination??

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

"that ship isn't canon! that character isn't gay!" well thats not what the voices told me

Tendou: Hey Wakatoshi, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Ushijima: But you aren't one.

Tendou: I know, but I said IF I was a worm

Tendou: If I turned into a worm would you still love me?

Ushijima: In what possible situation would you turn into a worm.

Tendou: I know that! I was just-

Tendou: Oh nevermind it's not that important.

*30 minutes later*

Ushijima: I would make you a terrarium.

Tendou: huh?

Ushijima: If you turned into a worm I would build you a small terrarium, with wet soil and plently of rotting leaves so that you had enough food to eat.

Ushijima: And then I'd put you in a dark corner, so that your skin wouldn't dry out in the sunlight.

Tendou: oh 😭

girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs