Tendou: Hey Wakatoshi, would you still love me if I was a worm?
Ushijima: But you aren't one.
Tendou: I know, but I said IF I was a worm
Tendou: If I turned into a worm would you still love me?
Ushijima: In what possible situation would you turn into a worm.
Tendou: I know that! I was just-
Tendou: Oh nevermind it's not that important.
*30 minutes later*
Ushijima: I would make you a terrarium.
Tendou: huh?
Ushijima: If you turned into a worm I would build you a small terrarium, with wet soil and plently of rotting leaves so that you had enough food to eat.
Ushijima: And then I'd put you in a dark corner, so that your skin wouldn't dry out in the sunlight.
Tendou: oh 😭
"You make my fucking blood run cold" how the fuckk do you hear this and not succumb to the best hate fuck of ur life bro???
happy birthday ushijima anyway I bet Tendou saw it was international left handers day, and decided as a joke to plan a big surprise and do like a playful "hey its your day buddy" in like a jokey way to make fun of him and then he shows up for this surprise and is like "how did you know it was my birthday?? i do not believe I'd mentioned??? ah of course you knew, you are very clever :)" and Tendou is just like "HAHAHA LIKE I DONT KNOW MY BEST FRIENDS BIRTHDAY PFFTT-" and then sprints to the kitchen to scrape the left-handed jokes off the cake because how the FUCK did this happen?
"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired
he’s right 🐮🍫
i don't want to die, i just don't want this life.
In another universe I was happy
when you’re no longer friends with someone and you have no intentions of being friends with them ever again but you’re still crying over it bc you really thought you made a friend but it turns out you were stupidly wrong 😅
do you know we love you, laika? from a million miles away? though we did not treat you right i really wished you’d stayed
i hope you know they loved you before they sent you with no cause and now you’re free to wander with stars between your paws
i hope your body’s laced with stardust your mind, your fur, your heart i hope you know we loved you to the end, from the start
the universe is yours to roam the galaxy your turf i hope you play with the comets that i see from here on earth
does sirius keep you company? a dog-star of your own and does ursa guard you sleeping in space where you were thrown
it’s not fair how we treated you you didn’t ask to fly and i just hope you aren’t lonely way up there in the sky
and i hope you burnt out quickly that you weren’t in any fear but i know that it isn't true and i wish you were still here
does it help to know we love you they kept hope within a lie some thought we could bring you back but we sent you there to die
i know that you were scared then i know you were alone but i hope you saw the stars and thought they looked like home
and i know you didn’t make it you had no epilogue but i know i miss you laika no knowledge is worth a dog