Ciel: What The F**k Is That?

reblogging because, well, *looks at my url* 

Edward:If you had to choose between My sister and all the money I have in my wallet,which one would you choose?

Ciel:That depends,how much money are we talking about?

Lizzy:Ciel!!

Edward:69 cents..

Ciel:I'll take the money..

Lizzy:CIEL!!!!

you know what pisses me off.

people that post/draw innocent/platonic-looking pictures/fanart of Sebastian and Ciel.. then tag it as S*baciel.. Like.. NO.

The “wrong again, asshole” thing made me bust out laughing 🤣

new headcanon that Sebastian was bad at picking up Ciel for a while because the correct way to hold a cat is nearly exactly the opposite of the correct way to hold a human, and Sebastian is like “Stick head in hip? Hold out from body by stomach? Throw over shoulder like potato-sack?” and Ciel’s like “wrong again, asshole” while kicking Seb in the face

‘the heck, this is what’s in my pockets too.

(Joking, but I wish, they are all so cute aaaaaaa)

Me trying to avoid Chapter 6 Twisted Wonderland Spoliers, even though I’ve already seen quite alot:

BEHOLD Sebastian’s true form:

B̴͍̮̙̤̟̼͇̻͎͚̜̣̭̥̈̈́͛͌͜͠Ȩ̸͓̟͓͕̜̖̤̭̙̊͗̌̀̿͆ͅ ̴̩̖̎̉̓̆͊̇̐͑̆͐̊̋̓͗͂N̶̢̞͖̙̥̩͚͉͖̬̭̾͊̿̋̆͆̆̅͒̏͠͝͝ͅͅÖ̷̻̳̰́̐̏̐͑T̶̤̼̹͙̥͍̞͉͔̰͉̗̈́́͜͝͝ ̵̨͕͔̪̬͈͚̞̯͙͌͒̾͋A̴̧͕̻̾̃̓͑͂̓͑́͛͊͆̏F̴̤̟̟͓̩̣̋̂͌̾̌͌̈́̾́̊͝͝ͅȒ̷̰̹̫͈̺̱̦͈͚͉̹͊͘̕͝͝Ă̸̯̭̞͇̻͇̜͎͉͕̝̮̟̂͑̆̔̽̄̈́̾́͗̋͑̂͜I̸̢̞̞̦͚̹͎̯̰͍͔̬͇͑̔̆̌̎̕Ď̷͍̯̱̞͈̲͔

I CANNOT BREATHE, I’M LAUGHING TOO HARD

I love Ciel’s response LOL

“fuck you but sure”

Like, that’s aggressive affection and I love that.

every AU i’ve ever imagined is literally just this:

sebastian, signing adoption papers: you have given consent by breathing in my general direction. i’m your new mom and dad now.

ciel: fuck you but sure

sebastian: i shall carry you 24/7.

Sebastian talking about Ciel to some random person in line:

TAG MOTHERFRICKER

oh dang young master u got me

100% canon