BALDROY-- 😂

....oh gosh i’m alois aren’t i

help

If Kuro was set in the 21st century you know Alois would be using those glitter gel pens

Bard: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Sebastian: bard nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

Bard:  FLOOR IT?

Sebastian: BARD NO

Bard: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Sebastian: BARD YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

Bard: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Sebastian: BARD P L E A S E

Sebastian, teaching ciel how to drive a car: you use the brakes to slow down or stop, you press the gas pedal to move

Ciel: what if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Alois: the car takes a screenshot

Sebastian: for the last time, get the f*CK out.

R!Ciel: *coughing* bRoTheR, WhY wOuLd YoU dO tHaT?! O!Ciel: Hey! You’re the one who caught it wrong!

Sebastian : *doing the dishes, vaguely aware the twins are throwing M&M's into each other's mouth in the other room* wait for it.

Sebastian : *hears one of them choke* I believe that's is my cue.

On the orders of their respective masters, Sebastian and Claude perform the song "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better." Sebastian throws himself into his part; Claude merely states his lines with all the excitement one might use while reading the telephone book.

Sebastian busts out an embroidered silk waistcoat, sparkly eyeliner, and his high-heeled eldritch boots for the occasion. He’d never turn down an opportunity to bask in the spotlight, and he hasn’t had this much fun since performing for the Noah’s Ark circus! For “I can sing anything higher than you,” he hits a note so far up in the stratosphere that he shatters a tower of wine glasses, before elegantly reassembling them, and his dulcet tones on “I can sing anything sweeter than you” bring birds flocking to the manor to listen to the demon’s mellifluous voice. Meanwhile, Claude’s recitation is delivered in a monotone that makes William T. Spears seem chipper by comparison. The spider demon is mightily annoyed at being dragged into this because he was busy knitting a cozy new blanket for His Highness when the boys insisted on this idiotic competition, and now he has to watch Michaelis showing off. 😒 The things he does for his smol human ward. *sigh*

Although Alois berates Claude for his lack of enthusiasm, the Trancy boy is delighted by the little production, clapping and cheering throughout (he’s a musical theatre kid at heart), especially when Claude finally caves and does his tap dance routine at the end. O!Ciel rolls his eyes at Sebastian’s antics, though he might be a tiny bit proud of his dad for representing the Phantomhive household well (shhh…don’t tell Sebastian, though. He’s insufferable enough already).

(Later on, Claude finishes that blanket, which is covered in a pattern of pretty blue butterflies, and smiles when Alois exclaims that he loves it. There are some things only a Trancy butler can do. 🕷)

Me trying to avoid Chapter 6 Twisted Wonderland Spoliers, even though I’ve already seen quite alot:

Finnian, you freakin’wholesome bean I swear to heck--

Finny: Life… is an egg.

Baldroy: Explain.

Finny: Has chickens in it sometimes.

Baldroy: Go to sleep, Finny.

I’m getting more ambitious with my plant witch gifs!

When you see an adorable cat

This face is gold I can't-

We can do so many memes with that