Ninjago Hc’s Sleepy Edition 😴

Vinny from ngtv news been workin overtime lately

MA BOI IS FINALLY BACK AGAIN<3

I might’ve forgotten green tea exists.

I really need to stop writing these at 2 am.

Ninjago headcanons! (Spoiler free) cafe orders edition!

kai: very complicated order (baristias hate his ass)

cole: matcha latte

zane: hot chocolate

jay: lots of cream and sugar

nya: 1 cream and 1 pump of a flavored syrup

pixal: pumpkin spice latte, girlie pop loves trying the popular stuff bc she likes engaging in human activites

garmadon: decaf

lloyd: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a cup of milk]

misako: strong black coffee, she needs the caffine for her late nights reserching

wu: tea. thats not even a hc

morro: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a dark hot chocolate]

Riiiip- I work night shift so that’s my excuse

Expanding on Lloyd’s nesting habit

In the winter time he straight up steals Kai outta his bed to add him to the nest. Often times he’s either barely awake or sleepwalking.

In the summer months Zane gets the same treatment. They’ve all just sort of accepted this reality and go along with it

When hes really tired he collects his friends/family and they act as his horde

This is a rare non Wu post, but this has been in my head for a while now and I need to say it, just a small theory/thought. Don't take it too seriously..

But

Our Zane is DEAD.

Wild thought, right? Like we've seen him come back time and time again, how could he be dead? He's a robot he can't die- no. You don't understand.

Zane DIED in season 3. The son that Dr Julien MADE with his love and care, is DEAD. I've been trying to pinpoint why Zane hasn't felt right to me ever since s3, maybe it's just the way he was made but he further becomes a bot, than, Zane, further becomes the protector of those who cannot protect themselves, than ZANE, than OUR cooking, funny, jokes and japes loving Zane. The Zane who was confused but was..Human nonetheless. The Zane we never even thought could be anything else BUT human, just. Different.

That Zane died when he sacrificed himself. What he was made from, made WITH, could not be replicated. The titanium ninja might look like our Zane, might sound like him sometimes. But he's empty. And only further growing farther than what Zane was. A brother. A friend. Now he's an informat laying heavily on the FACT that he IS a nindroid that can be replaced. Because he WAS replaced.

Our Zane is gone.

And he's not coming back.

@diggity-didge

ask and thou shall receive! order up for @hellsballz!

Ninjago head canons: SPINJITZU BROTHERS EDITION

-Wu being absolutely CRUSHED by garmadon’s corruption, especially bc he blames himself

-garmadon does still care about his brother post corruption, but the normal sibbling mischief twists into attempts at his life

-TSM taking them on trips to verious now ancient monuments where they TOTALLY left graffiti that has baffled archeologists ever since

-he only took them bc every time he leaves them in the monastery alone he comes back and their mischief has caused considerably damage then it does when he’s able to supervise them

-they both have scars from rough housing when they were little, when the ninja ask about wu’s he says it’s from garmadon. They think something HORRIBLE and traumatic happened when in reality he just pushed him out of a tree or smth

-neither one of them handled garmadons banishment well. Wu didn’t sleep for at least a week. Garmadon cried himself to sleep. Both missing their brother. Both alone.

We talk about older brother Kai a lot but we need some more big sister nya appreciation. Her and Lloyd were often stuck in the ship together when she wasn’t out samurai x’ing so I think they’d end up pretty close.

So Zane Julien has flawless cheekbones right? He could cut butter with them things right?

You can't look at his robot design and tell me his human masking doesn't have beautiful and defined cheekbones

did i do it? did i do the meme right?

Ninjago headcanons! (Spoiler free) cafe orders edition!

kai: very complicated order (baristias hate his ass)

cole: matcha latte

zane: hot chocolate

jay: lots of cream and sugar

nya: 1 cream and 1 pump of a flavored syrup

pixal: pumpkin spice latte, girlie pop loves trying the popular stuff bc she likes engaging in human activites

garmadon: decaf

lloyd: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a cup of milk]

misako: strong black coffee, she needs the caffine for her late nights reserching

wu: tea. thats not even a hc

morro: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a dark hot chocolate]