FOR THOSE UPSET ABOUT NETFLIX REMOVING NINJAGO SEASONS

Ninjago hc’s (spoiler free) Minecraft edition

First off. They have a shared server.

Second off. There is a sign at spawn in green text that says “no griefing >:(“

The sign was put there shortly after Lloyd joined.

Jay is really into redstone. Like. REALLY into it. He’s the person that made the working computer in Minecraft

Zane however really likes building and has a tendency to zone in so hard he forgets to like. Exist outside of it for a while.

Nya is also a builder, but specifically the kind of builder that puts those tiny details in to make it look more realistic. Like using player heads as burgers.

Kai is a speed runner and brags everytime he gets to something first (no one was even trying to get that but whatever makes you happy)

Cole just likes to wonder and explore. He’s got a home base but it’s mainly just storage for his souvenirs.

OH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT

ougdhdh the way he carries that photo around everywhere 😭😭😭 he loves his family So Much

Weellll since you asked so nicely

Since garmadon was far from a normal child after getting bitten his relationship with Wu was rocky to say the least, they didnt “play” as much as normal sibblings. Once garmadon is cured via Lloyd’s golden power, he tries to make up for lost time and engage in childish fun with his younger brother (as much as they can in their old age lol)

ask and thou shall receive! order up for @hellsballz!

Ninjago head canons: SPINJITZU BROTHERS EDITION

-Wu being absolutely CRUSHED by garmadon’s corruption, especially bc he blames himself

-garmadon does still care about his brother post corruption, but the normal sibbling mischief twists into attempts at his life

-TSM taking them on trips to verious now ancient monuments where they TOTALLY left graffiti that has baffled archeologists ever since

-he only took them bc every time he leaves them in the monastery alone he comes back and their mischief has caused considerably damage then it does when he’s able to supervise them

-they both have scars from rough housing when they were little, when the ninja ask about wu’s he says it’s from garmadon. They think something HORRIBLE and traumatic happened when in reality he just pushed him out of a tree or smth

-neither one of them handled garmadons banishment well. Wu didn’t sleep for at least a week. Garmadon cried himself to sleep. Both missing their brother. Both alone.

I might’ve forgotten green tea exists.

I really need to stop writing these at 2 am.

Ninjago headcanons! (Spoiler free) cafe orders edition!

kai: very complicated order (baristias hate his ass)

cole: matcha latte

zane: hot chocolate

jay: lots of cream and sugar

nya: 1 cream and 1 pump of a flavored syrup

pixal: pumpkin spice latte, girlie pop loves trying the popular stuff bc she likes engaging in human activites

garmadon: decaf

lloyd: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a cup of milk]

misako: strong black coffee, she needs the caffine for her late nights reserching

wu: tea. thats not even a hc

morro: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a dark hot chocolate]

Wonderful addition. Thank you for your contribution this is amazing. Rotating in my head like microwave

Kais self care routine gets so much longer after monstrosities (hair routine included) and I will not be told otherwise.

Mans is treating every day as a spa day bc he spent so many days not being able to do even the most basic of self care tasks. And honestly as he should.

Ok but also I really like the centipede Kai idea and now I’m picturing him figuring out what self care for his bug bits looks like

Nah I fully studied that book as a kid I just forgot

Guys I’m gonna be mean.

Hc that Kai hates/is scared of bugs

Like. Hes always been a bit weirded out by them, but post monstrosity it’s a full blown phobia

When do yall feel like the ninja became adults (for tea purposes, not referring uring to Lloyd. He prolly needs his own special poll)

Just curious to know what yall think, feel free to give your reasoning ^^ I will not be giving mine till after the poll to avoid influencing the results

DRAGONS RISING SEASON 3 SPOILER

Something I’ve noticed in dragons rising (bc I binged the whole thing I a week) is how often Zane’s humanity is brought into question.

First the agency labeling him as equipment and trying to take away his autonomy, then frak questing if he could feel anything.

Add on top of that the fact that he’s basically a mech now…

I think there’s gonna be some kind of crash out about feeling less then human or smth

Man bun cole my beloved

I second this motion

would anyone consider making geode week a thing?