14/09/2018
biology notes from first bio lesson this school year
me, lying in bed: damn, this is an awful headache… and i’m really dehydrated. did i forget my meds again? maybe it’s the depression creeping back up. oh, it’s raining, I could be getting a pressure migraine… maybe i should check my blood sugar just in case.
me: *is 413*
me:
me:
me: … y'know, i can’t say i’m surprised, but i am disappointed.
Halloween postcard designs for my Patreons. :)
So I talked about this before but I reblogged it only the back of another post and I’ve decided to just make my own post about it.
We’ve all seen this cursed picture
And we’ve all thought “why the hell does he have a bag of several hard boiled eggs????”
Well I’m here to tell you exactly why.
So my head cannon is this:
The humans at school were confused by Emmett. They were confused by all the cullen kids because they never ate, but ESPECIALLY Emmett. How can he be so buff if they’ve never even seen him bring food to school? He deals with this issue for decades. Eventually he sees Beauty and the Beast(probably in theaters in 1991). He didn’t relate to Gaston because Gaston hates women, but the second Gaston sang “When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large and now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a barge” something clicked for him. Since then he brings large amounts of hard boiled eggs with him to school. If anyone ever gets the courage to ask why he has so many eggs he bursts into that bit of the song. People learn that it’s just easier to not ask the Cullens about their dietary habits. They still think the Cullens are weird and don’t eat enough, but they’ll never one of them about it to their faces ever again. After all, who knows what kind of weird shit Alice will sing if they prompt her with this question.
What a great day to remember that there are LGBT diabetics. I see you and you’re doing great.
Life is not what it’s supposed to be. It’s what it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference.
Virginia Satir (via abbywilder-beautifulwords)
Minho & Amber ♥ …. (meanwhile Kibum completely done with them in the background 😂)
This picture of my cat is meme worthy, I think.
@mostlycatsmostly
We hope to inspire people to live a better life, help them build self-esteem, create and maintain healthy relationships with family and friends, make them smile, and give them useful information worth sharing with their loved ones.
199 posts