Gr33nish - Blorbo Dumpin

Be gay, trans, and alive

#bestie beloved blorbo (insp.)

Is a word of this a lie?

unfortunately The Character has now lived rent free in my head for so long they can claim squatters' rights

so i decided im gonna share some of my stranger things rants/random thoughts/headcanons i share with my friend (she's a saint) here as well just cause i can eheh

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so here's a thought i had recently:

i was thinking about found family and how in fanfics they make the stranger thing gang usually closer then actually are in canon (which i love dont get me wrong) but i think they act a lot more like a real big extended family (shoutout to my 20 second-cousins who i never see) like

'we only talk to each other if nana is dying (upside down shit) and at christmas maybe'

and they are all messy af and weird like real extended family like:

yeah this is uncle steve he's going through his third divorce

this is my cousin dustin, he's my favorite, dont tell him his ego is already big enough

this is great aunt joyce she's always talking about crazy things and somehow she's always right, love the woman

this my cousin eddie, he went to prison once, we dont talk about that

this is my cousin max, she and her boyfriend break up like 60 times a year

this is uncle billy, he goes to anger management therapy mandated by the state

this is my second-cousin mike, i hate him but mom says i have to talk to him at easter lunch

do you rember when we told you great uncle jim died? yeah actually he faked his death for tax reasons and he's back now!

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so yeah just some of my 2am rumbling thoughts about ST hope u enjoyed

i dont know if i should thank or curse tumblr for reigniting my sterek needs

billy resurrection except he’s gotta use his tits to break the cemetery gate open elvira mistress of the dark style

The party will be like, “Steve, you have to tell somebody when something is going on. You never tell anybody anything!”

And Steve will be like, “Yes, I do. I tell Robin .”

Then everybody turns to Robin and ask why she doesn’t tell anybody. She shrugs and says she does, “I tell Steve.”

rip mike wheeler you would’ve loved consuming 5 different forms of media at once to prevent the chance of a thought occurring