It's Them

And to wrap up my favorite sluts birthday

we need more representation in media for people who are just dogshit at improvising snappy one liners. too many characters these days can come up with the smartest funniest thing to say in any given situation with zero rehearsal or hesitation and it's just not realistic. we need more guys who say shit like "yeah, well, um, how about you, uh, suck my dick?"

jonathan when steve shows up to apologise at his house in s1

Oh characters doomed from the start we’re really in it now

me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?

me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort

ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?

me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure

ao3: coming right up, sir

me: thank you. oh, and waiter?

ao3: yes, sir?

me: make it gay

unfortunately The Character has now lived rent free in my head for so long they can claim squatters' rights

first you torture the pretty man, then you give him a praise kink the size of russia

projecting on characters is awesome [recognizes myself through the other] what the fuck is this shit