Gr33nish - Blorbo Dumpin

romance is alive and well 🐝

steve teaching robin his evil white boy ways is very important to me. he's boosting her up into a girl's window. she's wearing backwards baseball caps and popped collars and sunglasses inside. sitting on the roof in lawn chairs. throwing random stuff off high places.

the first time she does a keg stand, he cries.

Robin : *Rolls over in bed and knees Steve in the ribs*

Steve : Ow! you kneed me!

Robin, sleepily : Yeah, i do need you...

Steve, voice cracking : Okay-

Not "humans are inherently good" or "humans are inherently evil" but a secret third thing (humans are inherently social animals which means that we're very good at cooperating and being compassionate towards those we perceive as being part of our community but we're also very good at being tribal and violent towards those we perceive as threats to our community and everyone defines their community differently)

fics were Steve calls Billy "California" and Billy calls Steve "Indiana" make me go fucking feral for whatever reason

i love billy and max so fucking much i wanna throw up die for them wrap them in a blanket kick them buy them nice things bash neils head against a wall drive them everywhere (i dont know how to drive) and just protect them forever. i would do anything for them the moment they made their appearance i knew they were going to be my blorbos

it's them

happy birthday to my fav: Asshole, The Hater

please steve just one day of peace

The party will be like, “Steve, you have to tell somebody when something is going on. You never tell anybody anything!”

And Steve will be like, “Yes, I do. I tell Robin .”

Then everybody turns to Robin and ask why she doesn’t tell anybody. She shrugs and says she does, “I tell Steve.”