Steve: GUYS Guess What I Did?!?!?

stobin + incorrect quotes  (3/∞)

I don't understand how people think I'm unapproachable. I've been standing on this widow's walk staring out to sea for over a hundred years. Everyone in town knows where to find me.

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger

this is raw as fuck what the hell

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

That's as concise as he can get it!

so i decided im gonna share some of my stranger things rants/random thoughts/headcanons i share with my friend (she's a saint) here as well just cause i can eheh

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so here's a thought i had recently:

i was thinking about found family and how in fanfics they make the stranger thing gang usually closer then actually are in canon (which i love dont get me wrong) but i think they act a lot more like a real big extended family (shoutout to my 20 second-cousins who i never see) like

'we only talk to each other if nana is dying (upside down shit) and at christmas maybe'

and they are all messy af and weird like real extended family like:

yeah this is uncle steve he's going through his third divorce

this is my cousin dustin, he's my favorite, dont tell him his ego is already big enough

this is great aunt joyce she's always talking about crazy things and somehow she's always right, love the woman

this my cousin eddie, he went to prison once, we dont talk about that

this is my cousin max, she and her boyfriend break up like 60 times a year

this is uncle billy, he goes to anger management therapy mandated by the state

this is my second-cousin mike, i hate him but mom says i have to talk to him at easter lunch

do you rember when we told you great uncle jim died? yeah actually he faked his death for tax reasons and he's back now!

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so yeah just some of my 2am rumbling thoughts about ST hope u enjoyed

i love fics where they interact, where they are a found family, where others are like why the fuck are these people talking to each other, i love fics that add things that make the world they're set in seem a little more real, i love "useless" details and anecdotes of things that happened but we don't see in the fic itself uuuugggh so godd

look at these two characters…wouldn’t it be a shame if they…tenderly rested their foreheads together…

Steve: I'm gonna be honest, this is a sign you have a crush on me, Man.

happy birthday to my fav: Asshole, The Hater