Gr33nish - Blorbo Dumpin

My honest reaction to doomed siblings:

"this is my best friend"

save me stobin bestfriendism

So if we just combined, all our problems would be solved. Because, I mean, alone, let’s face it…We totally suck.

ROBIN BUCKLEY AND STEVE HARRINGTON | STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4

Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

Lucas Sinclair, 2024:

Yes your blorbo is tortured and pathetic and slutty and pretty and suffers more than jesus and all that but never forget that your blorbo is, first and foremost, a loser.

i sometimes like characters that fucking suck. when a character is a shit head in just the right way it can be so funny and/or compelling. like this is my beloved character, Asshole The Hater. they suck and i love them. someone dropped them into a ditch on the side of the road and i picked them out of the ditch and put them in my pocket

can't stop thinking about this

I see a man (fictional), I am generally like "okay". I see the same man (fictional) being put in a situation, covered in dirt and blood, perhaps soaking wet, actively sobbing and shaking like a chihuahua, and I am saying "yay" and "yippee" and things of this nature