Me, Logging Into Ao3 5 Minutes Before Bedtime: WAITER! Bring Me Your Finest Enemies To Lovers!

sorry for being so obsessed with that little man who lives in my head. as if i have any choice

The things he was doing.

this is raw as fuck what the hell

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

i feel like they would laugh like maniacs and then start to panic when they realize they're not slowing down as fast as they thought they would

on the teacup ride

nancy and jonathan: *talking and spinning calmly*

billy and steve: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can and screaming, billy is yelling every curse word imagineable, steve is begging to be let off the ride*

I don't understand how people think I'm unapproachable. I've been standing on this widow's walk staring out to sea for over a hundred years. Everyone in town knows where to find me.

i love his stupid little mustache

I feel robbed every time I see a drawing of Billy without the dirtstache

Bitchy x Bitchy couples have my heart.

steve needs a break