In My Defense Some Of That Is Canon.

I fear you will never escape him, steve

people who dont experience it cannot comprehend how awful executive dysfunction is. I WANT to do the task, i have the resources TO do the task, i will feel better having DONE the task

but i cant fucking do the task

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i love billy and max so fucking much i wanna throw up die for them wrap them in a blanket kick them buy them nice things bash neils head against a wall drive them everywhere (i dont know how to drive) and just protect them forever. i would do anything for them the moment they made their appearance i knew they were going to be my blorbos

there are some autistic “traits” that people find really annoying but that are inherently kind

Robin and Billy making eye contact when meeting for the first time and he has his dangly earring in and she's wearing a tie

Cheer practice.

Hi, I'm new. This is a rough sketch on an index card. I'll try to clean it up on my iPad later?

my friend @miithriilart made me this for my birthday IM OBSESSED AAAAAA

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

Robin is freaking out about how she hasn’t had her first kiss yet and Steve’s like, “Hey, I’ll help you.”

She raised an eyebrow at him and he rolls his eyes, “Not with me, obviously. I will find you someone.”

This leads to a whole month where they’ll go to a party/bar/club and Steve will bring over a random man and just leave him there.

Robin is just ?????????

She feels like she’s reading this wrong because to her, it seems like Steve is implying that she should make out with these objectively good looking guy and - and - finally she explodes, “Do you know what a lesbian is?”

“Yeah?”

“Okay, then why do you keep bringing guys over to me??!!”

Steve gives her a baffled look, says like it’s obvious, “So you can have your first kiss.”

“Why?” She asks through the insanity. “Would. I. Want. To. Do. That?????! I’m. A. Lesbian.”

“…oh, Robs,” Steve says like he gets it but proves that he really doesn’t when he adds, “A first kiss feels like it’s really important but it’s not. So you just do it with anyone to get it over with.”

“I’m a lesbian.”

“So?? My first kiss was with Tommy,” Steve shrugs. “Why would you want your first kiss to be with someone you like? The first kiss is always bad.”

Robin just stares at that revelation and then looks at the clock. It’s getting late but they can be tired for work tomorrow. This is a conversation she needs to have now.”