Builder Wife Steve And In The Mines Netherite Husband Alex

Special kudos to Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the 3rd for being THE harem boy back in the height of the ROTBTD days. I swear he was shipped with everyone and it worked no matter what, that's just how good he is.

It's been chaos ever since

ao3 as always saving lives 🤌🏻

The party, of course, immediately accepted Will and Robin when they came out. Dustin couldn't help but ask the question because he's a nosy little shit.

Dustin: *looking at Robin* If you had to pick a man, though, who would you go for?

Robin: Steve. No contest. Only in a parallel universe, though. And parallel me still has to like women. There's no universe where I'm straight. Not that I have anything against heterosexuality.

Steve: Eddie. *everyone stares at him* Oh, was that question not directed at both of us?

Eddie: It's okay, big boy. If I were gay, I'd go for you, too.

Argyle: *whispering* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know about bisexuality.

Steve: You whispered that to me.

Argyle: Oh, sorry. *turns to Jonathan* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know that bisexuality exists.

Must I have career goals? Can I not simply read fanfiction?

i promised you 🦋

(crossposting from x, bsky, & ig)

can we see human! toothiana?? 🙏

HERE SHE IS

It occurred to me that I haven’t drawn any of the other guardians and that is a CRIME

Also warrior tooth>>

me as a writer