i know everyone on this website means well, but if you ask me “which of these characters is sadder/wetter/doing worse in general”, and one of the opinions is harry dubois, you’re kidding yourself if you choose the other one. you’re kidding yourself for even suggesting it. he doesn’t know what the alphabet is. everyone he works with fucking hates him. he routinely threatens to kill himself while doing his job. he got broken up with SIX YEARS AGO and is still on like, day one of the grieving stage. he can die from sitting down in an uncomfortable chair. his clothes are soaked in piss and vomit all the time. as if all that wasn’t enough he’s also a cop like come on guys nobody is doing worse than him, we should just accept he’s an unattainable #1 and start polling for who is in second place
he's damn sexy hot ! 😍♥️🔥
I wanna sit on Heisenberg's lap so bad ♥️♥️♥️
life tip: you can listen to a song on loop
my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half
I am not immune to little items. if there's a thingy I need it. 1million knick knacks.
"It's like Cookie Run but more killing" - my 7 year old niece
Horribly abusing the "save me" format it's just applicable to everything
the fact that, in the middle of fighting frieza, vegeta realized that saiyans become stronger after recovering from a near death experience and decides to mortally wound and then heal himself a couple of times like he’s exploiting a video game glitch is really funny