So I Made A Hozier Reading List...

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First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

sorry catholics but the best version of ave maria is the one from cowboy bebop

why would I camp somewhere named Hole Where You'll Freeze To Death

The "herbivorization" guys believe that they'll be able to use a combination of bio-engineering and AI to create their own herbivore versions of carnivorous animals or hybridize predators with herbivores until they displace the original predators, and this whole idea is of course beyond impossible within ours or likely any lifetime, but if biotech or AI or nature ever had worked that way, I don't think they realize they'd never be able to maintain exclusive control over that technology and I'd be there to engineer a giant flying eyeball-eating maggot for every one of their stupid hippie abominations. If they tried to replace regular wolves with idiotic vegan bunny-wolves I would make a centipede alligator octopus that somehow only reproduces by lighting baby bunny wolves on fire. Watch me.

late night gohan

Vegeta: *picks up a call from an unknown scouter*

Vegeta: Hello.

Qui: I can see you.

Vegeta: ...

Vegeta: Do I look good?

live bait <3

I think an underrated horror trope is “insular christian cult worshipping something that slowly reveals itself to be Very Much Not God”.  I think it speaks something to the bastardized nature of american christian sects like southern baptist and others. I think in a lot of ways the way colonialism pairs with christianity in the americas really makes it demonic in ways that horror makes powerful statements about.

it's too bad that drowning is a thing that happens to you when you try to breathe underwater because being able to inhale water seems like it would feel so good sensorily speaking. like a weighted blanket for your lungs.