It's Too Bad That Drowning Is A Thing That Happens To You When You Try To Breathe Underwater Because

the 100th annual straight-passing bisexual couples egg and spoon race is tomorrow you guys

"Creation of Adam" by Michaelangelo x Hannibal NBC episodes "Amuse-Bouche" and "Dolce"

priest: do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife

me: i scooby dooby do

priest:

wedding guests:

my wife:

me: babe. please. say something.

see the thing that annoys me a lot about so many self-professed dark fiction enjoyers is the like the. implicit belief that because a romance is predatory or meant to be read as horrifying means that all the tender or caring moments are just for manipulation or some shit. like ok fair im one of those annoying "everything is about love" bitches but just because the love is horror doesn't mean like. the people involved aren't capable of genuine tenderness towards each other lol

Horribly abusing the "save me" format it's just applicable to everything

trying to get through the day.

wait a minute! this isn't women's professional wresting! this is lesbian sex!

I can see why the transgender community really enjoyed ultrakill, it hit all of their favorite points: drum n bass, the consumption of blood, shooting cool ass guns at demons, gm_construct, endless violence and killing, the tension between that which is mechanical and that which is divine. There’s even a robot in a skirt