“I Feel Like I’m Fading.”

Student : Wowww the cafeteria food is so nastyyyy today right Alyssa ?

Alyssa : Yes

Their friend Randy who has been trying to convince them for months that he was a death row inmate in his previous life: For my final meal they fed me the worlds roundest pea

If you're a writer of any sort, I think your story needs to pass the Unhinged Powerpoint test.

If neither you nor a reader can make an Unhinged Powerpoint about it - the characters, the lore, the whole thing, whatever - you must re-evaluate it in some way.

The Unhinged Powerpoint is the sign of a story that is affecting people. Because they stayed up until 4 AM writing half-baked thoughts in comic sans about something. And that's worth everything.

okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.

I can see why the transgender community really enjoyed ultrakill, it hit all of their favorite points: drum n bass, the consumption of blood, shooting cool ass guns at demons, gm_construct, endless violence and killing, the tension between that which is mechanical and that which is divine. There’s even a robot in a skirt

as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

sorry catholics but the best version of ave maria is the one from cowboy bebop

Horribly abusing the "save me" format it's just applicable to everything

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recently watched the first dbz broly movie and deeply enjoyed the part where piccolo scruffs vegeta like an unruly kitten

hi tumblr, been a minute! in my absence I got extremely belatedly into dragon ball/ dbz/ supers so gonna be a lot more fanart for that coming up.