Random Dragon Ball Headcanon: 🐉characters And Flowers🌼🌼🌼

cuno slur-based weather powers

"Colleen Hoover could write Crime & Punishment but Dostoevsky couldn't---" I am going to stop you right there. Colleen could never write classic Russian literature and I don't think Dostoevsky had an interest in writing trashy romance novels

my FRAUDULENT psychiatrist keeps trying to misdiagnose my yandere swag as "severe borderline personality disorder"

live bait <3

society if we got snapshots from will and molly’s wedding paralleled with hannibal’s first day in bshci. molly stepping into her white dress and donning a veil in nervous laughter surrounded by her mother and perhaps a few friends, cut to hannibal in a bite mask telling the guards who has guns trained on him that “rest assured gentlemen, despite the nickname i was given i seldom bite, i save that for special occasions” as other orderlies strap him into an all-white straitjacket

it's actually so fucked up that we live in a world where you can get bright red eyes like a vampire using flash photography and instead of acknowledging how much that absolutely rips we try to get rid of it