A Writing Competition I Was Going To Participate In Again This Year Has Announced That They Now Allow

This is for all the folly likers out there

my turn

edit: i got hershey's kisses. good enough

today i forced a beetle to listen to lemon demon

Fellow creatures—I feel some of you will appreciate this.

My uncle and aunt took me to a nearby forest for a hike. It was very very nice, and I had a great time. I saw a lot of fun things along the way. Also they told me about how I have a great uncle who was like a gay stoner pastor when he was alive and I think that’s wicked.

Life is good. Life is really, really good. I love my boyfriend, I love my friends, I love my family. Just been feeling good about the ppl around me lately.

Patlabor 2

1993

I feel like some of you guys think "bad art" is like someone gluing rhinestones to a water melon, or a guy who made his own armchair out of Ohio license plates, or a trashy romance novel where someone says "the blue-eyed one kissed the brown-eyed one," when in reality bad art is a 1000000 Billion Dollar movie where none of the workers got paid and every single creative decision was market tested to see how lucrative of a profit it could foreseeably make to wow shareholders.

SAME I JSUT WATCHED ITJ

ELECTRIC DREAMS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

it's just like how i had imagined he would respond

hi AM um. you're such a scrunkly scrimblo a little. spoingle maybe even a mipy

DIE

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

do people still like ihnmaims?! AM ihmaims?! idk BUT!!!! HIII TUMBLR HIII HIII guys who wanna see AM 😍😍😍‼️‼️ (do ppl post cropped art on tumblr idfk....)

that's my self-insert (aka literally js me) BUUT u can imagine that's 🫵YOU🫵 in the picture do u romance him do u kill him it's up to you!! tge possibilities are endlwss! hashtag meetcute!! 🥰