Me: now waiting for BG to come up before I can go back to bed
BG: high for the past few hours
Me: try’s to sleep
BG: URGENT LOW BEEEEEEEEEEEP DRINK SOME OJ MOTHERTRUCKER
me: ugggggggggggggg whyyyyyyhghy
@goat-and-a-pig
if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing
Happy 2068 years of Julius Cesar being DEAD sharpen your knives for hopes of another dictators demise
Happy new year 🎆
Fun fact New Years Eve is my birthday :b
🎶disfuntinal family are just so much fun I can’t wait till I move away do do do🎶
Wooooo congratulations Thailand 🎉🎉🥳🥳
🏳️🌈
Old houses suck bc I can hear my family from downstairs with my door closed
I have concussion…
On the concussion sheet the school nurse filled out she marked ‘overly emotional’….. BRO I WAS CRYING CUS IT HURT LIKE A BITCH HAVE YOU EVER HIT YOU HEAD ON A 45 LBS BENCHPRESS BAR WHILE STANDING UP AND THEN THE TEACHER TOLD YOU “YOULL BE FINE BC THE SKIN DIDNT BREAK” I HAVE A CONECTIVE TISSUE DESISE I GET CONCUSSION LIKE TWICE AS EASILY AS NORMAL PEOPLE AND MY EYES ARMT IN CORRECTLY!!!!
I love my school nurse she’s amazing but really
This is my most interacted with post.
It’s a ducking shit post.
I made this with a 102°F fever.
WTF
Why is forehead so big?!?
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