Okay I Can’t Cook For Shit But I Will Never Be This Bad

me and the boys playing multiplayer games ‼️

two different boys (gender neutral) one in borderlands 2 and one in the forest

me being a zero main at age 8 should have been a sign for many things

anyway any game can be a cozy game if youre silly enough

“don’t eat honey because it exploits the bees and they can’t consent!!!” bees are literally unionized and will walk out if they don’t like being in the beekeeper’s hives

New York State Parks official IG posted about an owl they rescued but decided to use only the most wretched photos of this creature, including what EYE think is the best bird photograph ever taken

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

inchident: charles gaslighting everyone his shady move was just an accident and he did no wrong. max is pissed.

community service gate: charles gaslighting everyone him saying fuck wasn't such a big of a deal and no community service is needed. max is pissed.

The thing is, no one cares how hard you’re trying. They just want you to pass their expectations. Anything less means you’re lazy. What a brutal world we’re living in right now.

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???

So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"

But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????