Geralt: Who Cuts People’s Hair In The Middle Of The Night?

geralt: who cuts people’s hair in the middle of the night?

jaskier: i do. they call me the midnight barber

geralt: yeah well that’s an infringement of people’s liberties so don’t be doing that to me

jaskier: i do do it to you

geralt: what?

jaskier: who do you think cuts your hair?

geralt: my hair just doesn’t grow very fast

jaskier: what, you think it stays that length naturally? i’m in there in the night, styling away

geralt: how dare you do that to me in the night when i’m oblivious

jaskier: i do my best work when you’re oblivious

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Autistic Inertia Is An Autism Experience That Makes It Hard To Start, Stop, And Switch Tasks.
Autistic Inertia Is An Autism Experience That Makes It Hard To Start, Stop, And Switch Tasks.
Autistic Inertia Is An Autism Experience That Makes It Hard To Start, Stop, And Switch Tasks.

Autistic Inertia is an autism experience that makes it hard to start, stop, and switch tasks.

It somehow doesn't get talked about enough - so I made this comic!

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Also, if you want to read the research study I based this comic on, it’s right here!

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1 year ago

💣 Here’s our favourite Bomber Boys, Fit, Ramon & Pac in Bleach style! 💣

💣 Here’s Our Favourite Bomber Boys, Fit, Ramon & Pac In Bleach Style! 💣
💣 Here’s Our Favourite Bomber Boys, Fit, Ramon & Pac In Bleach Style! 💣

(01/03/2024 Update: changed Pac’s design because I was notified that it was breaching Pac’s boundaries regarding fanart.)


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1 year ago

You have never felt more acutely aware of your defects. Born half-deaf and blind in life —and now afterlife, you quite literally stumble, squeak and cower your way through surviving your first week in Hell. Thankfully, you have found companionship in an old timey hand-held radio and a demented cat. With how much they both screeched and roared, you might as well be wearing your old staticky hearing aids again.


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2 years ago

My 10yo had a couple events at our place today and one friend was going to be coming for both, with five hours in between. To save his parents driving, I offered that he could stay through, but explained when I made the offer that my kids need a break from social time or they'll get drained, so could their kid bring a book or something over for some alone time in the middle of the afternoon for my introverts to recharge? His parents happily complied and I've been chatting with the kids about it. "I'm worried that you guys are having a ton of fun right now because your battery is still charged, so you're not taking a break—I want to make sure that you don't crash and need a recharge right before the party starts tonight, because at that point you won't be able to take your break to recharge." Both kids very seriously listened, agreed, and have been having their chill time separately. One's reading and one's watching YouTube.

Can you fucking IMAGINE learning this kind of energy management, which is so important for neurodivergent people to avoid shutdown/meltdown, before your 30s?

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English Autistic Transmasc Pansexual - ‘01 - Pronouns: Any - Aries / Year of the Snake - Hobbies: Drawing, Reading, Writing, Daydreaming &amp; Crocheting - “Constantly Distracted” is my middle name - Current Hyper-fixations: COD: MW2, Transformers

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