You have never felt more acutely aware of your defects. Born half-deaf and blind in life —and now afterlife, you quite literally stumble, squeak and cower your way through surviving your first week in Hell. Thankfully, you have found companionship in an old timey hand-held radio and a demented cat. With how much they both screeched and roared, you might as well be wearing your old staticky hearing aids again.
Imagine Grimmjow making a massive fuss when he's about to sneeze but then when he does, it's the cutest little kitten sneeze to ever come from a fully grown man-beast.
*at the zoo* Arthur: What are they in for?
Merlin: Arthur, this isn't a prison
Arthur: so they can leave?
Merlin: No, but-
Arthur: *points at a Meerkat* I bet that one murdered someone
Made an observation from looking at you all talking about your teenage experiences.
(if you're in this picture multiple times then congrats you get extra swords)
What an autistic person says: "How long is it going to take?"
What they mean: "I want to know whether to activate my short term waiting mode where I just wait and do nothing else, or activate my long term waiting mode where I occupy my mind with something else. I fully understand that both are possibilities, and I have no problem whatsoever with either one, but I want more information so I can best adapt to the situation."
What neurotypical people hear: "I am impatient and demand that everything I want happen right now. Please scold me and publicly humiliate me for it."
Sneak peek of my next cereal box!
idk if it’s the mental illness but sharing literally any information feels like oversharing. i’ll be like “i skipped breakfast this morning” and immediately im like “i might as well have told them where i buried the money”
English Autistic Transmasc Pansexual - ‘01 - Pronouns: Any - Aries / Year of the Snake - Hobbies: Drawing, Reading, Writing, Daydreaming & Crocheting - “Constantly Distracted” is my middle name - Current Hyper-fixations: COD: MW2, Transformers
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