Me, Not Talking: Ah Fuck, I Am Being Weird

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Dumbledore: Are you alright?

Snape: I’m gonna start charging people money for asking me that.

Fuck yeahh!

ok but LANCELOT THOUGH

NO i’m not talking about abusive Lotor manipulating lance and doing shitty things for the sake of Edgy Fanfiction TM or Lotor being that one asshole ex boyfriend in fics

I’m talking Lotor who sees lance the same way humans see puppies. Lotor the badass villain who goes weak in the knees when this adorable small scrubby awkward human with poofy hair does something dorky in front of him like trying to show off because “i want to protect it” 

Lotor who originally kidnaps lance the first time around because he just wanted an excuse to carry the boy around and pet his hair and it just worked out in his favor that he could use lance as collateral. Lotor who notices Lance getting stressed out and kidnapping him ‘for collateral’ but mostly just to give him a chance to have a nice bath and cuddle and sleep and eat some food. Lance who just gets used to it after a while and learns to just chill until the others come and get him. Lance sighing deeply before braiding lotor’s hair or painting his nails or doing a facial with him in the mean time because ‘i mean what else am I gonna do.’ Lotor being just as high maintenance as Lance about his appearance and  sometimes being a bit of a drama queen (kind of like Howl from Howl’s moving castle) and Lance figuring out how to get him to calm down. Lotor thinks he’s babysitting lance when really it’s the other way around in a lot of ways. 

basically 

Continuing from my last post, I tried my hand at interpreting a Demobat!Eddie Munson. Spent the whole session listening to Mötley Crüe, a metal band I’ve recently fallen in love with. I might render it later.

Jacob's Cream Crackers have now become my main food source.

S E N D H E L P

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

arthur: there’s only one bed

merlin: you know what that means …

arthur: *blushing* we’re gonna sha-

merlin: you’re sleeping on the floor <3

Oh how i wish…

I really wish I could pluck Snape out of Harry Potter and put him in Discworld. I think he'd fit better there. And then I could spend all my time thinking about Discworld.

being autistic and using “big words” or sounding unnatural in conversation is like. i am different from everyone else and no one really understands me, so im trying my best to communicate and be understood by using very precise and exact language even if it doesn’t “sound right” in informal settings, so that i might bridge the gap in understanding between us. but now im weird AND talk funny.

i got a New Planner which means that i will suddenly and miraculously become organized despite this technique never having worked in the past