Destiny Fans Why Are You Allergic To Old Man Osiris To The Point That You Subscribe To The Fanon That

[🚧 WIP] Don't mind me, I'm just trying to remember how to hold a pen

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

[🚧 WIP] Babies

+ babier babies

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

lifes were changed people died

Fel...summer?

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

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With every French lore reveal it becomes increasingly funnier that Étoiles may be the only French who’s not involved with the Federation and that he truly was just some French guy on the plane who was supposed to be collateral. And then he proceeded to destroy every enemy thrown his way and now the Feds have to figure out what to do with the unkillable cucumber on their island