Kyle Rayner - Blog Posts

wallyyy and friends :]

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

Barbara: So where's this dog I keep hearing so much about?

Dick: Oh, he's right here.

Wally:

Jason: That's a grown-ass man.

Dick: Yeah he's a little old but hey, who said you can't teach old dogs new tricks. Ready? Watch this. Speak.

Wally: 'Sup bro.

Dick: Good boy!

Kory: Yeah he just spoke English. That's a grown— that's an actual human being.

Dick: Yeah, yeah I guess he kinda does have like that human-like personality.

Jason: 'Cause it's a fucking dude.

Kyle: I feel like we're drastically overlooking the fact that this is just a guy on all fours that you... keep in your house? Or...?

Dick: He's actually a rescue. Did I mention that?

Barbara: What does that even mean in this context?

Dick: It's a shame. I found him out wandering the streets all by himself one night so I took him in.

Wally: I was walking to class one day and he just grabbed me.

Barbara: Okay, what's your name, dude?

Dick: I call him Snowball.

Wally: It's actually Wally.

Roy: Okay so this is like some type of kink thing?

Wally: No he genuinely thinks I'm a dog.

Kory: Okay, even then, why are YOU going along with this?

Wally: Free rent, free food.

Kory: Still, dude, that can't be—

Wally: 401k matching, pension plan, dental coverage.

Roy: You get dental coverage?

Wally: Let me tell you, my canines have never looked so good.

Kyle:

Barbara:

Kory:

Jason:

Roy: Meow.

Dick: Daddy's little kitten.

Jason, leaving: Okay, fuck that.

Somebody just made me realise Green Lantern is literally a magical girl.

First his power comes from a ring, a classic magical girl thing to have an accessory that transforms you.

He has a main colour theme as any other magical girl has.

He has a costume that subtly GLOWS

AND HE HAS AN OATH!!! What’s more magical girl than an oath/catchphrase!?

this freaking guy!!!!

“Hey, I’m here. ”

take my hand

men need to get their clothes ripped off more often in action scenes

thinkin about how kyle rayner is a silly little guy who just happened to decapitate a dude

#quirky people meetup!!!!!

god (the guardians) gives their toughest battles (saving the green lantern corps) to their strongest soldiers (some drunk college kid they found in an alleyway)

pov god breaks into your house to forcibly tell you abt his new OCs

i think i hallucinated kyle rayner standing in the corner of my room last night

parallax hal jordan and sailor earth kyle rayner

magical gurls

just my favorite guys <3

Kyle is a Parallax apologist.

And so is more than half of the universe.

That’s it.

Earth needs to get with the program before another planet decides to keep Hal and give him the love he deserves.