Noya Crow

assorted kuroken fanfic recs!!

The Wedding Hall Shuffle by icespyders

Complete, 3 Chapters, 17,604 Words

Kenma accidentally crashes Bokuaka's wedding because he got the date for Kagehina's wedding wrong. Kuroo is the best man trying to sus out who this random guy at his best bro's wedding is.

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can i be close to you by radian (arcsec)

Complete, 7 Chapters, 27,742 Words

Kenma attends Kuroo's parties every Friday for the sole purpose of taking naps in Kuroo's bed, Kuroo hosts parties not because he likes them, but because he can't stand being alone in a big empty house.

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How to Seduce Your Best Friend: A Horrible Guide by Kenma by Koushicore (Hopeishope)

Complete, 15 Chapters, 74,770 Words

Kenma wakes up 7 years in the past and has to relive his second year of high school, can he survive without absolutely ruining his relationship with Kuroo like he did the first time round?

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Personal time difference by void_player

Complete, 4 Chapters, 18,362 Words

Kenma & Kuroo were anonymous online friends as teenagers who lost contact and meet again as adults in real life not knowing that they already know each other.

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does it bite? by cowsarecooliguess

Complete, Oneshot, 30,131 Words

Fantasy AU! Kuroo is a god and offers protection over Kenma's village in exchange for a life, Kenma accepts the trade in secret as the village is unwilling to sacrifice one of its people for protection, but he's been in the god realm for weeks now and why the hell is he still alive?

fic recs of the week:

Two Dead Birds by InsaneTrollLogic

Batfam, Complete, 15 Chapters, 29,005 Words

There's some lunatic in a red helmet running through Jason's territory. He wants to think it's a copycat.

He's wrong.

(someones gonna have to pull the time travel trope from my cold dead hands cuz it's the only thing I've been reading rn lmao)

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Baby Boy by KuriTheDweeb

Team Red, Incomplete, 14 Chapters, 11,018 Words

Weasel's sudden and confusing introduction to the other two members of team red

(the chaos of the first chapter hooked me in so quickly lmao)

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Google Can't Fix This by loverotted

My Hero Academia, Complete, 1 Chapter, 1,602 Words

Midoriya is a fanfic author like us.

And like us, he googles the weirdest things in the name of angst.

It's all fine until he gets caught.

(trust that I will always read a fic where a character is a fanfic author because um hello? fanfic-ception? also this trope always eats so hell yeah)

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Imperfect Facial Symmetry by KingsHighway

Haikyuu, Complete, 1 Chapter, 11,324 Words

(USHITEN!! USHIJIMA IS GOOD AT DRAWING!!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEYRE ADORABLE)

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The Island by KingsHighway

Haikyuu, Complete, 19 Chapters, 87,660 Words

The Haikyuu captains get caught in a plane crash and have to survive on a deserted island together!!!

(as a kid I was super obsessed with those bear grylls survival shows so I was SO PUMPED while reading this fic cuz like??? my childhood and current obsession mashed into one fic??? abso-fucking-lutely imma read the hell outta that)

okay let me pitch you a BATSHIT AU idea that i cant stop thinking about

sometime in middle school, Hinata finds a genie lamp that contains a Daichi-genie. Unsure what else he could possibly want, Hinata wishes for "a real team to play with, good enough to go to nationals' or something to the effect. Anyway, rule number one about genie magic is that you cant change the hearts of people around you, cant make anyone fall in love, etc. So Daichi cant just make a team. But. he is bound by his lamp to Hinata's whims, so he has to make this "wish" come true in some kind of tricky genie way. so now Daichi's stuck as captain of this fucking volleyball team trying to whip it into shape to make this wish come true because if he cant his lamp is gonna eat him for not obeying and while thats going on he's also trying to sway hinata into using one of his two remaining wishes to grant him freedom but its also against the rules to outright ask for that, and Hinata is so oblivious to everything thats not volleyball and cant decide on how to use his last two wishes and the entire B storyline is Daichi just trying to pretend to be a normal human but due to the circumstances of the wish giving him unprecedented freedom of body also getting a taste for what being a normal human is like and totally not falling in love with the cute human boy he recruited to this volleyball team and tonally speaking it would be mostly about the relationship of an idiot boy and his very tired magical genie dad.

me looking at my phone like 👁️👄👁️ whenever I see "har" used as a nickname for the name harry because how tf am I supposed to pronounce that

Shigaraki trying to figure out who tf Dabi is be like-

a quick fanart cuz I love this fic so much it's ingrained in my brain at this point😭😭

@crimsonseekers

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fic: area cryptid upset no one bothered to inform him of his tragic backstory by crimsonseekers

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I'm not entirely sure how to use tumblr but here's some fanart of Dark Matter by mysterycyclone that I did a while ago :D it's Peter eating at the cafeteria in Gotham Prep :)))

I swear I only have 2 moods when it comes to drawing,

1- cannot put down my stylus, forgot that sleeping/eating/drinking water is a thing I'm supposed to do, am determined to finish the drawing within 3 days or die trying

2- literally have not picked up a pencil in a month, or if I do am only capable of half heartedly drawing for 10 minutes before going "eughhhhh" and giving up on the sketch entirely

I physically need Jason Todd to have several popular accounts as a reviewer of, honestly, anything.

New article in Gotham Gazette? A famous five-star reviewer already wrote a comment on what unethical methods the writer had used, along with debunking the rest of the article. And guess what? It has more likes than the original post.

New restaurant opened? Another famous critique just finished polishing a very detailed post regarding everything inside it — the decor, the cooking techniques, the service (he almost never picks up on waiters, though). It is so on the spot that, honestly, the owners can't even argue with the review.

New movie? Uh-uh, be sure you write your characters properly. New vigilante? Get detailed information on your methods of work and fighting style — and, hey, it might be even useful. New book? Be careful, someone is about to kick your ass on the Internet, unless written worthy.

The funniest part? No one assumes that it is the same person.

And the batfamily? Well, they have no time for this. Expect for... Tim.

Tim, sending a link to Vale's article: Hood. Drag her ass.

Jason: lol

Jason: give me, like, an hour–

Tim: Had I told you you are my favourite?

Jason: i might have an idea, yeah

Tim: Hood. The new restaurant is so ass. They are also homophobic and stared at me and Kon the whole evening like we killed someone. Do something.

Jason: sec

(The restaurant gets closed in, like, two days after that)

Tim: Jason. Bruce pisses me off this week.

Jason: LOL

Jason: wake up, birdie, the new article shitting on Batman's technics just dropped

Tim: YAY

man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr