Henrik: What Are You Two Doing Riding Around In A Grocery Cart?

Jackie: name a way to be nice to someone

Anti: hesitate to kill them.

Jackie:...

Jackie: setting the bar pretty low, but okay

Okay—so I was baking using my Alexa, and this happened. It says on one side to use baking powder, and on the other side it says use soda. I used soda, and they turned out like a normal chocolate chip cookie

Anti: what’s that infestation of tiny creatures over there?

Chase: those are children. It’s called a school.

Marvin: hey hey Schneep it’s pretty muggy outside, isn’t it?

Schneep: I swear if you put all of our mugs on the lawn I will not hesitate to kick you out of this house

Jameson: *sips coffee out of a bowl*

unus annus really was the most special thing i’ve ever been a part of and i’m glad i got to experience it with all of you

Chase: love is cheap.... but this booze is cheaper

Marvin, concerned and looking into Chase’s bottle: this is just vinegar

JBM: I need you to do this one favor for me

Anti: I can’t, it goes against my moral compass

JBM: your moral compass is a FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL

HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY BITCHES

🍀🍀🍀

Anti: why do people assume the worst of me?

Jameson, signing: it saves time

Jackie: *traps a wasp under a cup*

Anti: *puts two more cups down*

Jackie: please no

Anti: *starts shuffling the cups*