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Marvin: I need some help dealing with a… problem. Do you have any suggestions?

Anti: Knife.

Marvin: …do you have any other suggestions?

Anti: Bigger knife.

Happy 2nd Birthday to

“We Had to Drink Each Other's Pee”

Chase, sliding 10 dollars to Marvin: I’ll have the usual

Marvin: Sure thing

Marvin: *gives Chase a hug*

Anti: I may seem as an angry person on the outside but in the inside I’m actually angrier.

I love the range of Anti in this community so much, even more so than the other egos, cause he can be literally anything you want.

Cold calculated murderer? Yep

An absolute hooligan? Yeah

A little guy with some issues? Absolutely

A decent man with a lot of scars? Yep

Bone stealing gremlin? Go nuts, man

The local goth? He's built for that

You can't go wrong with this guy, he has the range

unus annus really was the most special thing i’ve ever been a part of and i’m glad i got to experience it with all of you

I couldn’t resist XD

They’re messaging Jackieboy, by the way

Jackie: Why are you awake? It’s like… three am.

Marvin, drinking straight from the coffee pot: Time isn’t real, Jackie-boy. Get used to it

Jackie: Mufasa’s death made me cry again

Anti: it’s okay, he’s not a real horse it’s just a cartoon

Jackie: HORSE?

Anti: to be fair I’ve never seen it

Jackie: ITS CALLED ‘LION KING’???

Jackie: I feel fine

Schneep: You were just stabbed!

Jackie: Don’t worry, I’ve been stabbed before

Schneep: YOU DON’T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED, JACKIE.

Jackie: guys i impulsively bought a snake what should I name him?

Henrik: you did WHAT-

Anti: William Snakespere

Chase: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Jameson, signing: You and me!!!
Chase, tearing up: Okay.

Chase: So that’s my plan.
Anti: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Chase: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Anti: It fucking sucks.
Chase: That’s not constructive criticism.

Oh my god I love this

Marvin: I wanna kick the ratatouille rat

Chase: what?

Marvin, quietly: I’ll drop kick the shit out of him

Chase: I have good news and bad news

Chase: which first?

Henrik: good news

Chase: I won’t do it again

Marvin, holding a deck of cards: Hey guys, you want a tarot reading?

Chase: Those are Pokémon cards

Marvin, holding a card: You got a Bidoof, it means fuck you

JJ: *signs* It's all about the teamwork! If we work together, we can do anything!

Marvin: Oh my God, it's like a unicorn and a Care Bear had a baby, and it's you.

Anti: why do I have to be the evil one?

Marvin: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our roles

Henrik: Yesterday I overheard Chase saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Anti replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

Anti: What's the point of saying you're "dressed to kill" if you're not even going to wear ONE little dagger strapped to your thigh? Not even a single poison ring on your finger where the engagement ring given to you by your recently deceased husband used to sit? Not even a concealed blade in the heel of one of your boots? Commit or quit

Henrik, filling out a medical form: what’s your middle name?

Jackie, concussed: Danger

Marvin, rolling down the window: what seems to be the problem, officer?

Cop: get the FUCK out of my car

Anti, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Jackie, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Chase, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Marvin, trembling: What the fuck are we playing

Chase: at least I’ll die doing something I love

Jackie: and that is?

Chase: dying

Henrik: that’s a horrible christmas present

Jackie: trust me, he’ll love it.

Later:

Jameson, trying to cuddle all fifteen roombas: THANK YOU I LOVE MY CHILDREN

Hmm... I’d have to say mine are Marvin, Jackie, and Jameson

Jse community revival woooo!🎉🎉

Who are your three favourite egos? 👀

Jackie: would you rather fight a hundred kindergarteners-

Anti: I wanna fight kindergarteners!

Jackie: that’s not even the full-

Anti: those kids are gettin slapped!

Anti: If you had to choose between Chase and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Marvin: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Chase: Bro-

Anti: 63 cents.

Marvin: I'll take the money.

Chase: BRO-

Anti: have some holiday flair, man.

Chase: that’s not flair! That’s a knife!

Anti: ho ho homicide