Henrik, filling out a medical form: what’s your middle name?
Jackie, concussed: Danger
I couldn’t resist XD
They’re messaging Jackieboy, by the way
Anti: why do people assume the worst of me?
Jameson, signing: it saves time
Marvin: it’ll be fine, you just have to seduce them.
Chase: I’m sorry, but have you seen me? I’m about as seductive as a cabbage
Henrik: what do we say when we get anxiety?
Chase: my anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic
Henrik:...no
Henrik: what do you have, beating deep inside of you?
Anti: hate.
Henrik: no no no like the thing that pumps blood through your body
Anti: rage
Henrik: no, it’s a vital organ.
Anti: VENGANCE
Merry chrisler
Merry crisis
Merry chrima
unus annus really was the most special thing i’ve ever been a part of and i’m glad i got to experience it with all of you
Hmm... I’d have to say mine are Marvin, Jackie, and Jameson
Chase: when I get murdered, can you make sure it’s an unsolved case?
Henrik: what
Chase: I wanna be on buzzfeed unsolved
Jackie: can we go back to the part where you said ‘when’ you get murdered?
Anti, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Jackie, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Chase, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Marvin, trembling: What the fuck are we playing
Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.
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