Chase: When I Get Murdered, Can You Make Sure It’s An Unsolved Case?

Marvin, holding a deck of cards: Hey guys, you want a tarot reading?

Chase: Those are Pokémon cards

Marvin, holding a card: You got a Bidoof, it means fuck you

Oh my god I love this

Marvin: I wanna kick the ratatouille rat

Chase: what?

Marvin, quietly: I’ll drop kick the shit out of him

Chase: you okay?

Jackie: yeah, I normally spurt blood from my stomach

unus annus really was the most special thing i’ve ever been a part of and i’m glad i got to experience it with all of you

Anti: do you know anyone who can teach me to play the flute?

JJ, signing: why?

Anti: I wanna stand outside of Henrik’s room all night and annoy him

JJ, signing: you don’t need to know how to play the flute to do that

Anti: you have opened my eyes

Jackie, coming to in a hospital bed: what happened?

Henrik: you passed out from a fever. Do you remember anything?

Jackie: sorta? I remember the ambulance ride.

Henrik: that wasn’t an ambulance. We drove you here

Jackie: but there were sirens

Henrik: that was Chase

Jackie:

Chase, breathing into a paper bag: I will not apolagize for caring

Chase: take me out.

Henrik: with a gun? Or like on a date?

Chase: surprise me.

I love the range of Anti in this community so much, even more so than the other egos, cause he can be literally anything you want.

Cold calculated murderer? Yep

An absolute hooligan? Yeah

A little guy with some issues? Absolutely

A decent man with a lot of scars? Yep

Bone stealing gremlin? Go nuts, man

The local goth? He's built for that

You can't go wrong with this guy, he has the range

Marvin, t-posing in the doorframe: good evening, parental figure

Chase, not looking up from his cereal: good morning, problem child.

Anti: I hate you.

Jameson, signing: no you don’t

Anti, bitterly: no, I don’t.