Chase: You Okay?

Anti: change is inedible

Henrik: don’t you mean inevitable?

Anti, spitting out coins: no

Henrik: what’s our escape plan?

Jackieboy-man: our what?

Chase: oh my god we’re all going to die

Chase: Anti, get off the top of the fridge.

Anti, scoffing: ok, boomer

Marvin: I need some help dealing with a… problem. Do you have any suggestions?

Anti: Knife.

Marvin: …do you have any other suggestions?

Anti: Bigger knife.

Anti: I invited you all here because I crave the deadliest game

Marvin, nodding: knife monopoly.

Anti: i was actually going to hunt you all for sport but I’m interested in whatever the hell knife monopoly is

Anti, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Jackie, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Chase, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Marvin, trembling: What the fuck are we playing

Henrik, filling out a medical form: what’s your middle name?

Jackie, concussed: Danger

Jackie: did you just refer to a knife as a people opener?

Anti: should I not have?

Me: okay! I’ve finished my school work for the week! I’ve got a day off tomorrow! Nice!

*closes computer*

Me: ....I’d better check and see if I’ve got any more homework...

Chase: love is cheap.... but this booze is cheaper

Marvin, concerned and looking into Chase’s bottle: this is just vinegar