Marvin: I Need Some Help Dealing With A… Problem. Do You Have Any Suggestions?

I couldn’t resist XD

They’re messaging Jackieboy, by the way

Chase: alright, let’s all just say sorry on the count of three.

Chase: one, two, three...

Henrik:...

Marvin:...

Chase: well now I’m just disappointed in all of us.

Jackie: ugh, that’s the last time I go drinking with you... how’s your hangover?

Chase: pfft, amateurs, I’ve already started drinking again

Marvin: Chase, it’s nine am on a Monday

Chase: I fear nothing

With today’s Unus Annus video about the casket, I’m almost 100% sure they’re going to bury the dummy they made

Henrik: when I first met you, I did not like you.

Anti: I know

Henrik: but then you moved in and we hung out for a bit

Anti: uh-huh..?

Henrik: it did not get better

Henrik: you need a hobby

Chase: I have a hobby

Henrik: being sad is not a hobby

Jackie: name a way to be nice to someone

Anti: hesitate to kill them.

Jackie:...

Jackie: setting the bar pretty low, but okay

Sir-

Excuse me, sir-

Anti, eating a banana for the first time: this isn’t very good

Marvin, actually peeling his banana: well guess what, idiot-

Chase: take me out.

Henrik: with a gun? Or like on a date?

Chase: surprise me.