Henrik: You Need A Hobby

Chase: take me out.

Henrik: with a gun? Or like on a date?

Chase: surprise me.

Henrik: that’s a horrible christmas present

Jackie: trust me, he’ll love it.

Later:

Jameson, trying to cuddle all fifteen roombas: THANK YOU I LOVE MY CHILDREN

With today’s Unus Annus video about the casket, I’m almost 100% sure they’re going to bury the dummy they made

Anti: change is inedible

Henrik: don’t you mean inevitable?

Anti, spitting out coins: no

Chase: love is cheap.... but this booze is cheaper

Marvin, concerned and looking into Chase’s bottle: this is just vinegar

Jackie: Mufasa’s death made me cry again

Anti: it’s okay, he’s not a real horse it’s just a cartoon

Jackie: HORSE?

Anti: to be fair I’ve never seen it

Jackie: ITS CALLED ‘LION KING’???

Jackie: I feel fine

Schneep: You were just stabbed!

Jackie: Don’t worry, I’ve been stabbed before

Schneep: YOU DON’T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED, JACKIE.

What I like to think happened after the new Marvin video:

Marvin pulls his hand back from the orb with a gasp. He sits there for a moment, cradling his stung hand. What on earth had he just seen?

He jumps when the door opens, and light streams in. He hisses and brings an arm up to shield his eyes. Marvin hears someone, presumably one of his brothers, sigh.

“Marvin,” they say, and he realizes it’s Henrik. “Stop being edgy and turn on the light.”

Anti: I hate you.

Jameson, signing: no you don’t

Anti, bitterly: no, I don’t.

I think my eyes are pretty???

Also I don’t know how the tagging system works yet-

Alright.

Everyone,

And I mean EVERYONE

who sees this post has to reblog it with something they love about themselves and tag at least one other person. I’m tired of the self-negativity, myself included, so let’s try to spread some positivity, ok?

One thing I love about myself is my artistic abilities.

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