What I Like To Think Happened After The New Marvin Video:

Marvin: I wanna kick the ratatouille rat

Chase: what?

Marvin, quietly: I’ll drop kick the shit out of him

Anti: I need to de-stress...

*Anti leaves the room*

Henrik: where are you going?

Anti: to demolish the living room

Marvin: don’t worry, he won’t trace it back to us.

Jameson, signing: are you kidding? Henrik always traces stuff back to us. He traces things to us that we didn’t even do!

JBM: hey Marv I got you some chocolates for Valentine’s Day.

Marvin: JB, that’s like a hundred boxes of chocolate!

JBM: I panicked

Anti: have some holiday flair, man.

Chase: that’s not flair! That’s a knife!

Anti: ho ho homicide

Henrik: why are your hands purple?!

Jackie: that’s a very good question...

Hello bros :)

I’ve changed my blog name from “goodbyefren” to “Gurt’sjseincorrectquotes”

I figured I’d say so just so people didn’t get confused about what blog they were following.

Hope y’all have a good day!

Jackie: name a way to be nice to someone

Anti: hesitate to kill them.

Jackie:...

Jackie: setting the bar pretty low, but okay

The egos: Jameson is too babey to swear

Jameson, in his room carving pumpkins: shit to do, fucks to give

Jackieboy-man: if you kill a killer, the amount of murderers in the world stays the same.

Marvin, with his mouth full of Cheerios and his feet on the table: kill two